Sunday, January 30, 2005

Zip Pride, Part Deux

The Zips and Charlie Frye are blowing up! Sunday morning's "Outside the Lines," a documentary show on ESPN, featured Charlie Frye's week leading up to the Senior Bowl, and his plight to become the next great MAC QB in the NFL.

What an interesting week for Mr. Frye. From being poked and prodded like a piece of meat, to being psycho-analyzed, the football part of the week might've been the least of his worries. Being an alum, I'm just proud to see a member of my alma mater achieving success, both in life, and in the sports world.

Saturday, January 29, 2005

That's Zip Pride, Baby

Did you happen to catch the Senior Bowl today? Fellow Zip Charlie Frye won the MVP, with a 10-12, 138 yard, 1 touchdown performance. (Gee, I wish I could get Frye to do that in EA's NCAA Football. Evidently, that's not "in the game.") Frye showed good arm strength, nice mobility, a pocket presence, and most importantly, he didn't turn the ball over. He frankly outclassed Kyle Orton, his fellow North squad teammate, and projected first-day draftee.

Frye is the MAC's third all-time leading passer, and he's second in all-time yardage from scrimmage. He achieved those stats on a much lesser team than Chad Pennington, Ben Roethlisberger, or Byron Leftwich performed with. Plus, he has a GPA over 3.0, and he's been a blessing to the Akron community with his volunteer work. From tiny Willard, Ohio, to the NFL, he's the embodiment of the American dream for most "small-time" athletes, and he would make any parent proud. Congrats to him, and I look forward to following his career at the next level.

Please, Cleveland, pass up Rodgers or Smith with the third pick, and take this guy in the second round!

Friday, January 28, 2005

Things That Make You Wonder

Why is it that people waiting for the elevator are seemingly pressed up against the door, waiting for it to open, so they can jump in and yell "surprise," or something?! Folks, I have news for you: there are usually people just as eager to leave the elevator at the conclusion of their journey as you are to enter the elevator and depart for your destination. Step back, and give us a little room to exit. I promise you'll be able to get on board before the door closes.

And, in an unrelated thought, why is it that every time I need to "go #2" at work, the stall I enter looks like "Fat B*stard" from Austin Powers fame just vacated the throne? Man, we must have some hairy people with bowel difficulties in the office... And, what's scary is that the restroom is cleaned multiple times during the day!

Thursday, January 27, 2005

Some Things are Better Left Said by Others

When I started this blog, I envisioned it to be something akin to Dubious Quality, as Bill Harris is certainly among my favorite bloggers going. You can tell when a professional is doing one of these things, can't you? (We both know into which category I belong!) Anyway, I've fancied myself similar in style, yet certainly not in quality, to Bill's web log. I guess I could've called my blog "Dubious" Dubious Quality, or something, but I digress.

Two of the topics that I was preparing to write about tonight were the story about EA's layoffs in its L.A. studio, and the story about the Oklahoma Senator trying to reinstate cockfighting, provided the roosters wear boxing gloves. Safety first, I guess. Lo and behold, one of my virtual mentors has covered the same thing! Bill obviously said it better, with more depth and analysis, than I ever could. So, to read a good and humorous take on the aforementioned topics du jour, click here.

For the sake of originality, let me post something different from what Bill's covering... I'm curbing my gaming habit, but I'm still in the market for select games. As I've mentioned previously, I'm a huge fan of Konami's Winning Eleven series soccer games. It just so happens that next month, for the first time on Xbox, the WE series is making its way to the states (it's been a PS2 title over here for several iterations). Operation Sports has posted a "fact sheet" about WE8, and it looks like perfection can be improved upon. I traded in several old games tonight, partly to clean out my collection, and partly to fund this purchase for next week. Needless to say, when I get my grubby mitts (okay, the link is a bad pun, but she sure is purty, ain't she?) on this title, I'll be blowing the dust off of my Xbox controller for some "quality time."

Tuesday, January 25, 2005

This and That

Just some miscellaneous musings from this blogging beast...

Andre Agassi survived an incredible 51 aces to hang on and defeat Joachim Johansson in fourth round play at the Australian Open on Sunday. Despite giving up nearly 13 games in aces alone, the match only took four sets, three of which were decided by tie-breakers. Yes, the "old man" (in tennis terms, anyway) can still play. I grew up watching Agassi, and although I have an affinity for certain "bad boys" in sports (I was weaned on John McEnroe), it's nice to see how much he's matured as a man and a player over the course of his career. Unfortunately, Roger Federer proved to be too much in their quarterfinal match in the wee hours this morning (3:30 AM, our time).

The Tribe inked Jake Westbrook to a two-year, $7.5 million deal to avoid arbitration, with a third year option in the $5-6 million dollar range. Westbrook, now 27 years old, established himself last year in his first All-Star season by going 14-9 with a very respectable 3.38 ERA. He's always had the stuff, but now he has the confidence to go with it. Hopefully, he'll be able to continue that solid level of performance. With Sabathia, Millwood, and Westbrook in the top three in the rotation, I think the Tribe has the potential to compete in the relatively weak AL Central. Things have to fall into place, and a little luck has to be involved, but Cleveland has a nice club coming into Spring Training. Hope always springs eternal for baseball fans in February, doesn't it?!

Thankfully, the Men's US National Team has worked out its dispute with US Soccer, so we'll continue with our "A" team for World Cup qualifying. The Cup only happens once every four years, so it would really stink to see us bow out this late in the qualifying over a money-related dispute. The issue isn't resolved yet, but at least it has been put aside until after the qualifying is over. The world is starting to take notice of the US Men's team, due largely in part to the success of the MLS, and it would be a shame to see a setback caused by something as frivolous as money and egos.

On a therapeutic note, I'm just not happy with the current state of things for me. The new job is going great, but I've been lax on my Body for Life workouts and diet, and on some other issues that I won't reveal here. I don't feel real good about the direction in my life right now. I feel like I'm searching for something, but what I'm doing now just isn't providing satisfaction. We've actually started attending church more regularly, which helps, but I need peace on more than Sunday mornings. I need to get back into God's word, and make some positive changes in my life. Part of it is most likely the weather, and the fact that we're all going a bit "stir crazy" and getting on each other's nerves, but that's just the surface. I need to find happiness... with myself. It's back to the drawing board on some things for me. Again, thanks for letting me vent. I do this more for me than I do for any readers out there, but it still helps to put it in print sometimes. Hopefully, things are going well for all of you out there in internet land...

Sunday, January 23, 2005

I Apologize...

Some might say I'm a born loser (like that's news to anyone); or at least I'm a true walking, talking, curse for my favorite teams. With the Browns, I have "red right 88," "the drive," and "the fumble." The Indians were the Braves only victim in what seems like a dozen World Series appearances, and they also collapsed in the 1997 World Series (the "hanging slider" from Mesa) against the Marlins. The Cavs launched Jordan's career by falling victim to "the shot." The Crew are reknowned playoff chokers. And, my Zips have been hapless since well before I became affiliated with them. The only team that I've supported that's actually won anything is the Buckeyes, on that magical January night in 2002, which has erased their futility against Michigan and in bowl games for much of my lifetime. Even that sweet victory is swimming in controversy, both for the "late" flag, and for the aftermath.

Why am I apologizing for my suffering? Well, unfortunately, my "curse" doesn't only affect my favorite teams. In games in which I really don't have much of a rooting interest, the team I'm supporting - ever so minutely - always seems to end up on the losing end. That's why I'm sorry to the Falcons fans, and to the Steelers fans. For the record, the only reason I was ever-so-slightly for the Steelers, is that I still feel the pain from the knife wound Belichump left in all of us Browns fans' backs. Sorry, but I just had to clarify. I'd hate for someone to think I actually liked the pukes from Pittsburgh to any degree.

Based upon scientific method, I can prove that the Patriots will not win their third Superbowl in four years. I absolutely hate that clown Terrel Owens, so I can't possibly want the Eagles to win. I despise Bellichump, but I do have a great deal of respect for the Patriots organization. Of the two satans playing in the Superbowl, I'd have to say I'd rather see the Patriots win it all. There you have it; the Eagles will win. Gamblers, place your bets. Patriots fans, don't take it personally. I can't help how I feel.

Saturday, January 22, 2005

The Battle of the Blogs

No, this isn't a "battle royale" between us internet-geek-wannabe-writers, it's an invitation to my fellow bloggers and webmasters that might want to enter a friendly fantasy baseball competition this spring. Most of us bloggers are our own editors, so we don't have anyone to dispute our rants. Therefore, it's easy to claim "superiority" regarding sports, games, or whatever the topic du jour. Well, I'm inviting all my fellow sports/gaming bloggers and webmasters to put their collective money where their mouth is, figuratively speaking of course. (In case any IRS agents are reading this, there will be NO changing of money involved. And, if you are from the IRS and reading this, get back to work!)

I'll set up a league in Yahoo. The rules are yet to be determined, but I want to keep it fairly simple. The league won't be restricted to just bloggers/webmasters, so anyone that regularly frequents one of those sites can "represent." My only request is that when you set up your team, you include the blog/website name or initials in your team name. For example, I might be the "GutBusters," or something of the like. Also, keep in mind we're not going to play for blood or money, just for bragging rights. There's no need to take this too seriously.

How about it Jason (SGN), Brent (FatB*stard on Games/SGN), Jonathan (CG), Ted (Granatofan's Corner), Adam (Sound of Simpson), Derek (Webdanzer's Spin), Todd (Scoop on Sports), any of the DSP crew, any of the Sportsgamer Blog crew, or any others that visit one of our humble web hangouts? Roll call! Post a comment if you're interested! I will also be posting this on some other boards, to get the word out. More details will follow...

Friday, January 21, 2005

Quality Time

The wife is getting some "me" time (well, "her" time, anyway) tonight scrapbooking with some friends. In return, I get to spend some "quality time" with the kids. We don't have to go anywhere, or do anything, which is a rarity for our family. I plan on picking up some movies, and of course, playing some video games! We'll probably start off with some Fuzion Frenzy, then break out Project Gotham Racing 2, make some movie magic in Kung Fu Chaos, and finish up with Midway's Classic Arcade Treasures. That ought to keep us busy, and out of trouble! We'll chow on some pizza and other goodies in the process. I don't think I've had a night like this since college! I can't think of a better way to spend an evening, especially with the impending snow storm that will send 6-10" of winter our way tonight and tomorrow. I hope the power stays on! Enjoy your weekend...

Wednesday, January 19, 2005

Painwood Derby

Those of you that used to be in Cub Scouts, or had friends or family in scouts, undoubtedly have heard of the Pinewood Derby. This is a father/son project designed to take a block of wood and turn it into a functioning race car, for a big derby race that takes place this Saturday (at least for us). Unfortunately for my son, I'm just not a handy guy.

The instruction sheet shows tools like a hand-sized hacksaw, chisel, and sand paper. Using these tools, we're supposed to design, craft, and paint a car for the competition, within the specified rules.
Yeah, right. Of course, we could buy one, but that kind of defeats the whole purpose of this father/son bonding experience. There's nothing like showing my son what I'm like at my absolute worst, in order to teach him the lessons of life.

Fortunately for us, however, both my dad and my father-in-law are capable woodworkers, and they have access to these fancy tool thingies (or to me, modern implements of torture). Therefore, my son and I are at least able to reduce our duties to sanding, painting, assembling the wheels, and getting the correct weight. The car has to weigh 5 oz. After shaping it, the last two years, it's weighed 3.5 oz. exactly. The problem is, it's hard to add weight to the car without destroying it (at least if you're me). Last year, we stuck the weights on the sides and at the front end, and I asked my son to use his imagination, and pretend that we had a cool car with duel-exhausts and a crumple-resistant bumper. I wasn't going to get away with that this year.

So, I come home, with exactly one hour and forty-five minutes until the official weigh-in and collection of the racing vehicles. Knowing that I can't just stick the weights on the bottom (they would rub against the track, and the car wouldn't run), I decided I would embed them in the wood this year. Of course, without budgeting enough time, without the proper tools, and without any know-how, I was poised for success. I like a challenge. Many years ago, when my dad and my father-in-law came down to "help" me assemble my swingset (I was the designated nut/screw finder), I observed the art of countersinking. Digging through my like-new toolbox, I was able to find the countersinking drill bits, and make a hole for some washers in the bottom of the vehicle. Lucky for me, I didn't drill all the way through the car, nor did I splinter it (since I left myself plenty of time to fix any mistakes, LOL). A trip to the post office (to use the scale), 7 washers, and a little superglue later, I had my car at the perfect weight. Now, if I can only figure out how to get all four wheels on the ground at the same time...

Monday, January 17, 2005

It's in the Game

In addition to gaining exclusive rights to the NFL license for the next five years, video game behemoth Electronic Arts now has negotiated a 15-year license for the ESPN brand, starting in 2006. Although I think the effect on sales by having the ESPN brand is dubious at best, at least that branding gave SEGA something recognizable to put on their game boxes, to help attract the attention of "Joe Gamer." Without at least the ESPN brand, I highly doubt SEGA will be able to continue to produce a professional football game beyond this year. I also feel that their other sports brands are in jeopardy, as they've never really been on the same playing field as EA in terms of marketing.

In all honesty, in SEGA's short-lived agreement with ESPN, I never really felt like ESPN held up their part of the bargain. For example, EA sponsors ESPN's NFL Matchup show, Herbstreit, Corso, and Nessler are in EA's college football game, and Madden voice "talent" John Madden and Al Michaels are employees of ESPN. I know many of those licenses predated the SEGA/ESPN marriage, but how many times did you actively see ESPN promote SEGA's products, with the exception of that crappy ESPN Video Games website?

Frankly, I feel EA and ESPN deserve each other. They both serve the same market - the puddle-deep-couch-potato-hip-hop-wannabe-18-to-25-year-old-still-living-in-mom's-basement-and-using-her-credit-card-to-buy-products gamer, which coincidentally, also makes up 80% of Xbox Live. In all seriousness, I fear that EA's recent trend of innovation will subside due to the lack of competition, and as a result, all sports video gamers will suffer over the term of the NFL agreement. EA's past clearly indicates that it only invests in innovation when it feels true competition from another product, which just isn't going to be the case now. I can just hear Stuart Scott bellowing "boo-yeah" as my linebacker dives 5 yards through the air to make a tackle, or as my defensive back leaps 12 feet high to pick off the pass that my quarterback threw to the wide side of the field while facing the short side of the field.

Okay, I'm exaggerating a bit due to my frustration. EA's games are not that bad. But honestly, what do gamers like me, who like to see innovation and movement towards the the most realistic sports experience possible, have to look forward to? I bought an Xbox years ago specifically because I felt EA sports games had gotten stale, and that was when 989, SEGA, and Microsoft were also making NFL games! I predict more of the same, unfortunately...

Sunday, January 16, 2005

Happy Anniversary!

No, I'm not commemorating three weeks of posting. This Saturday was my 11th wedding anniversary!

To celebrate, my wife and I dropped off the kids and got away for an evening alone! We went to the Cheesecake Factory in Lyndhurst, and then back to the Country Inn and Suites in Cuyahoga Falls. We actually spent our wedding night in the Sheraton on the Water in Cuyahoga Falls, which is gorgeous, but I didn't have that kind of bankroll for this weekend! Anyway, we had a wonderful time together.

Let me publicly (does this "well-read" blog count as public, LOL?!) thank my wife for all she's done for me. I'd be lost without her. To sound cliche, "she completes me." On the off chance that she actually reads this (I think she either stopped after the toilet post, or maybe the dental instrument post. I can't blame her...), HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!! I LOVE YOU!!!

Friday, January 14, 2005

Soccer Stuff

Well, the Crew drafted three college players in today's "SuperDraft," but that wasn't the big news. All-time leading scorer Jeff Cunningham was traded to the Rapids for a first round pick in 2006. Cunningham was a somewhat petulant individualist, but I think he really humbled himself for the better of the team in the Crew's record-setting 18 game unbeaten streak last season. However, his salary wasn't commeasurate with his production. Plus, Martino seemed to play much better without Cunningham in the lineup, as Cunningham's dominance and selfishness limited Martino's effectiveness. At this point in their careers, I think the Crew made the right choice by effectively choosing Martino over Cunningham for the focus of their attack. Certainly I'll miss Cunningham's "electricity" with the ball, but obviously, the Crew needed to make a change to get to the next level.

In worse news, one of the things I love most about soccer is changing... Soccer is a relatively obscure sport in America. Therefore, it's seemingly devoid of me-first "superstar" thugs that permeate other sports, like football, basketball, and baseball. Certainly there are soccer players that meet that criteria, but at least it's not as well-publicized. I think soccer is finally "catching up" to the rest of the major American sports.
ESPN is reporting that the USSF is on the verge of selecting "scab" players for the Men's National Team, because the existing team is unionized and feels that they aren't being paid enough to participate. I'm not going to argue that soccer players need to fight for a fair piece of the pie in the sport's infancy in the U.S. However, I question the timing, since the U.S. is preparing to start the final stage of World Cup qualifying, and it's team is poised to make a splash in Germany in 2006. There is a Feb. 1st deadline for an agreement to be made. Please, gentlemen on both sides of the problem, I implore you to come to an agreement! Give me a team that I can be proud of on and off the pitch, in a sport where America is in an unusual spot - an underdog, yet with a legitimate chance to earn some respect and credibility for American soccer.

I Have Come to a Conclusion

I'm just not a hardcore gamer anymore. I've been in denial for quite some time, but now I can admit that fact to myself. Being a husband, father, full-time employee, administrator of a local youth soccer league, coach, and home owner just doesn't leave me enough time to commit to gaming as my passion and my hobby. Certainly, I still enjoy gaming very much, but I have other interests. I can't dedicate myself to 40 hours of gameplay in Morrowind, or manually playing 162 games in a baseball season, or anything else that I might've been able to do in years gone by. Due to my limited free time, I'd have to devote every second of it to gaming, to keep up with the single gamers, childless gamers, jobless gamers, or gamers with no social life (just kidding - a bit, anyway - on that one). I like to read books. I like to watch sports and movies. I like to surf the 'net. I like to play sports. I like to work on models. I like computers and technology. I can't do all of the above, and be a hardcore gamer.

Now, I think it's time I stopped spending money like a hardcore gamer, ironic as it may sound, after telling you what's on my "gaming radar" in a recent post. As tempting as it may be, I'm going to try to refrain from running out and buying all of the hot new titles, and letting them collect dust as I try to play them with my limited gaming time. I'm going to be much more selective, and only purchase games that I know I'll commit to playing regularly, like my recent fascination with Worldwide Soccer Manager 2005. It's time to pare down the collection a bit, to only my favorites, the ones my kids like, and the new ones I am playing regularly now. It's time to let go, and time to move on.

I'm sure you're asking yourself, "Is that going to change anything with the blog?" Absolutely not! If you haven't noticed, maybe only a third or so of my posts are about gaming anyway. When a game gets my attention, or gets me excited, I'm going to post about it. I'm just not going to seek out games that I know others are excited about, or games that are the "hot new title," just so I can post an opinion on a popular subject.

I still love video games, but life has its priorities. I like being a well-rounded person (figuratively speaking, of course).

Thursday, January 13, 2005

SuperDraft

The MLS is holding it's annual "SuperDraft" tomorrow. (I wonder what's so "super" about it?) This year, there'll only be four rounds instead of six, because of an upcoming draft for the yet-to-be-announced MLS developmental league. I thought the MLS was a developmental league! Just kidding. The MLS itself has a long way to go in comparison to the top leagues around the world, but it's certainly helped developed top American players for the U.S. Men's National Team, which I believe is currently in the FIFA top 10 (at the very least, in the top 15) in the world.

Anyway, Fox Sports World is actually televising the first round of the draft. I can't imagine that programming as being much of a ratings-grabber. But, we do seem to have a fascination with drafts. It seems like all of us sports geeks carry fifteen magazines, a slide rule, hundreds of pages of web printouts, an abacus, pencils, graph paper, calculators, etc. in our briefcases to help us "prepare" for either our fantasy league drafts, or even just to watch the NFL or NBA draft. There must be something about us "stat heads" that makes us like to play dress-up General Manager, or something.

Last year, Freddy Adu was drafted first, and my Crew drafted highly-successful rookie defender Chad Marshall. Unfortunately, Columbus doesn't pick until 20th this year, due to a trade. I don't think we'll find a member of the first eleven that late in the second round.

By the way, did I mention I'm "DVR-ing" the first round of the draft?! I have to work, so I won't be able to attend the viewing party. Time to get my briefcase organized...

Wednesday, January 12, 2005

Gaming Radar

What's on your "gaming radar" for the next couple of months? (Note, I was going to contract "gaming radar" to "gaydar," but I figured someone might take that the wrong way!) Sports Gaming Nation - one of my favorite gaming websites - has been linking up some news for Fight Night 2005 and ESPN MLB 2K5, two big blips currently in my view.

Fight Night 2004 was an excellent "first effort" (like MVP Baseball replaced Triple Play, Fight Night replaced Knockout Kings) with analog-stick punching, solid ring movement, and an honest-to-goodness effective defense. An actual fighting game that requires strategy and thought - what a concept! The only element that was sorely lacking was the ability to clinch, which will supposedly be rectified in this version. Also included is a "cut man" mini-game, where you can attempt to close up the cuts and keep the swelling down on your pugilist between rounds. If this is as gross as Klitchko's cut at the hands of Lewis, we could see an "M" rating! (I swear, the Q-tip totally disappeared in Klitchko's eyebrow!) Finally, it's definitely worth mentioning that "Big Tigger" will no longer call the action, so Fight Night 2005 will sound more like a boxing match and less like an episode of Street Ball.

ESPN MLB 2K4 was reportedly the best all-around baseball game last season (I personally preferred MVP), but this year's iteration is in the hands of a new developer. The improved and innovative "On Command" baserunning controls, more accurate animations, beefed-up graphics, and a "K-Zone" MVP-style pitching meeting are some of the bigger additions. I'm really intrigued by the ability to actually play as a baserunner, from the baserunner's perspective, as opposed to the batter, and hopefully the new pitching controls will result in more realistic walk totals. Fortunately, since I'm a sucker for baseball games, I don't have to pick the title that looks to be the most promising this season (between ESPN, MVP, and MLB); I always buy every one!

Speaking of MVP Baseball 2005 and MLB 2006, those are other games on my radar for this spring. In addition, I'm very exciting about Winning Eleven 8 being released on the Xbox! The WE series is without a doubt the most realistic soccer experience going on consoles, and it was good enough to force me to break down and buy a PS2 just to play it last summer. Other titles on my "list" are MechAssault 2 (currently out), Ghost Recon 2 (currently out), and Mercenaries, which is creating a little buzz in some of the forums I frequent.

Oh yeah, I almost forgot, I'm supposed to finish all of those other games I have first...

Dr. Evil

I went to the dentist today for my 6-month checkup. Fun. While reclining uncomfortably in the chair, as the dental assistant poked, prodded, and scraped my teeth, a thought occurred to me... Why hasn't anyone implemented these medieval tools of torture in a video game? Could you imagine stabbing someone to death in Manhunt with a scaler? How about (literally) picking the brain of a Zombie in Resident Evil with a curette?

Tuesday, January 11, 2005

Issues

I have issues… Most of you that know me, know that I can be a neurotic, eccentric mess at times! I'd like to claim that my eccentricity is the result of genius, but most likely, I'm just weird. Between my Xbox and my PS2, I'd say I have over forty games in my collection. However, I rarely, if ever, complete a game, and many of those titles I've barely touched. Like most of us adult gamers, time is the primary issue. But what's weird for me, is that sometimes just having the game is almost reward enough. I read about games online, view the movies and screenshots released by the publisher, pour over multiple previews and reviews from various websites, and visit many varied message boards, all to build up this internal momentum towards a certain game. Then, buying the game becomes the apex of the cycle for me. Playing it sometimes isn't as exciting as thinking about playing it, if that makes any sense (it probably doesn't, LOL). Often, after a short period of time, I'll start the cycle again towards a new game, and then end up shelving or trading in the game I just had to have not long ago.

Where am I going with this? I don't know for sure - maybe it's a cry for help! Seriously, another "resolution" for me this year is to actually play more games. (I hope my wife isn't reading this.) I vow to complete each and every game in my collection, one at a time. Upon completion, I'll either keep it if I think it will be worth playing over again, or if my kids also enjoy the title, or trade it in. It's time to reduce the collection down to a more feasible number of titles, that I play somewhat regularly. And, it's time to actually play those new games when I buy them!

Sunday, January 09, 2005

I Like it...

ESPN is reporting that Kevin Milwood, and his agent, Satan, have finally agreed on a 1-year, $7 million dollar deal with the Cleveland Indians. Millwood is exactly what the Tribe needs; a veteran starter who knows how to win, and that will provide stability and consistency to the rotation. The catch is his precarious elbow, which broke down last year and left him with a subpar 2004 season. However, he's pitched like a true "#1" various times in his past, and he has the potential to do it again. He's only 30 years old. The best part of this contract is that only $3 million is guaranteed. $4 million of the contract is a signing bonus, contingent upon Millwood's health during the season. This is a smart signing, that has the potential to be great, with a minimal risk if it doesn't pan out. Millwood, in my opinion, is much better than David Wells, Eric Milton, or Matt Clement, who are three of the other pitchers the Tribe pursued this winter. Yes, I wish the owner would open the pocket book a bit more, but fiscally sound contracts like this one will give the Indians a chance to compete within a budget.

Many non-Indians fans will forget that Cleveland was within one game of Minnesota for the division lead in the middle of August. That young team wilted at crunch time, but a veteran, consistent leader like Millwood may make the difference, should an opportunity like that present itself this season. Most likely, I'll have some type of season preview around March. Set your Outlook reminders!

Saturday, January 08, 2005

Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea?

We had a nice"family" night out last night. I took the kids to see the (sort of) new Sponge Bob Squarepants movie, while my wife (she's not a fan) got her hair done. We then met up at the Outback steakhouse for dinner. Other than the long wait at the Outback, it was a nice time.

...Absorbent and yellow and porous is he!

I'm no movie critic, but my take on Sponge Bob is that if you're a fan of the TV show, then I'd give it 3 out of 4 stars, if you're not a fan, then I'd say 2 out of 4. The movie had typical Sponge Bob-esque humor, except it was a little more crude than what you'd normally see on TV. That's right, more potty humor and butt shots of a starfish and a sponge. Quality stuff. Seriously - and I won't give away any spoilers here, LOL - it was pretty good until David Hasselhoff showed up. Not that he was bad, nor did he steal the scene from Sponge Bob or Patrick. It's just that his role was a poor way to transfer the plot. If you see it, you'll know what I mean. I'll say this: I don't smell Oscar here...

...if nautical nonsense be something you wish,

We saw The Incredibles at Thanksgiving, and if you're looking for a "kid-safe" movie, The Incredibles is a better choice than Sponge Bob. It was more "laugh out loud" funny. If you liked any of the previous Pixar films (Toy Story, Monsters Inc., etc.) then you'll definitely enjoy The Incredibles. I'd give it 3.75 out of 4 stars across the board.

...then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!

I will say this about Sponge Bob, though... It's hard to get that darn theme song out of your head!

Thursday, January 06, 2005

My Life Just got a Whole Lot Easier

Those of you that know me (and yet still read this blog - it boggles the mind!), know that I've been working two jobs since 1997, so that my wife can stay home and raise our kids. For the first eighteen months of my "double-duty," I worked midnights at FedEx, while maintaining my "regular" full-time job during the day. I actually got physically ill after working that way, so I had to give it up before I fell seriously ill. Fortunately, my duties at my day job to allowed me to transition into a night job teaching computer classes for two nights a week, instead of doing the midnight gig. What a blessing that was! However, with the prep time and the class time, it still meant time away from the kids.

I'm not complaining, by the way. We've been very blessed to be able to "get by" and raise our kids the way that we feel is best. That doesn't mean I disagree with people that choose to handle this situation differently. There is no one "right answer" for this problem, and I sympathize with those that have to make the work vs. stay at home decision.

The good news for me is that I most likely finished my last "night job" class ever this past Wednesday, because I'm now on the verge of signing a long-term contract with the Flash Youth Soccer Club as the Recreational Program Admninstrator! I ran the Recreational program last Fall (instead of teaching), and it enabled me to do most of my night job work when my kids were in bed, so I got more time with them (and my wife, for that matter). In addition, I have a passion for youth sports, so it's a double-blessing! Now we can still "get by," and I get more time with the kids! It's a win-win situation for me.

Plus, within the next year or two, my wife will be able to go back to her career as a teacher. She will then give up her "night job" of tutoring kids, and return us to a "regular" schedule - with more money in the coffers to boot! We've been living check-to-check for a long time, and I'm so looking forward a more stable and consistent lifestyle.

Working normal hours, raising happy healthy children, and living comfortably: PRICELESS!

Thanks for letting me share...

Wednesday, January 05, 2005

Bummer Sooner

What a dud of a "national championship" game last night (yes, I put that in quotation marks, because I'm not a fan of the BcS, but that's a rant for another blog entry some time - I know you can't wait to read that!). I feel bad for OU and its fans. Oklahoma made some mistakes and bad decisions, and the game got out of hand quickly. Being primarily an Ohio State/Cleveland sports fan, I can certainly relate to the their pain. To USC's credit, they smelled blood and went in for the kill. They played great, and it looks like their trying to build themselves a dynasty out West, with two "national championships" (according to some, anyway) in a row. OU should keep its collective head held high, however, because they have been a dominating program over the last few years, and no doubt will be a contender again for the foreseeable future. Last night was just the wrong time for them to have a bad performance…

Speaking of bad performances, can it get any worse than Ashley Simpson? First, she embarrassed herself with the Saturday Night Live taped vocal snafu, and then she got booed after the halftime performance she gave last night! Who gets booed at the halftime show of a big game? I don't think I've ever heard that. Anyway, she earned it. Even though you could tell she was being backed up by taped vocals (again), her singing reminded me of the sound a cat makes when you step on its tail (accidentally, of course). I'd much rather listen to an artist - any artist - that has broken into the industry on his or her own merits, as opposed to an artist only getting a showcase because of having connections and taking advantage of marketing opportunities, like Ms. Simpson.

Tuesday, January 04, 2005

The Phantom of Gund Arena

Did anybody see the NBA highlights from last night? I saw a glimpse of LeBron with his new headgear soaring through the lane to throw down a one-handed dunk. As Joe Tait would say, "Wham, with the right hand!"

For those of you that don't know, LeBron's cheekbone was broken in a collision last week in a game against Houston. It was one of Dikembe Mutumbo's infamous elbows that did the damage. In defense of Mutumbo, the collision was accidental, as both were going for the ball. Fortunately for us Cavs fans, Lebron "only" suffered a broken cheekbone, and therefore only missed half of one game. Had he broken his orbital plate (the eye socket, for the anatomically challenged), he could have been out for a few weeks.

Anyway, anytime I see an NBA player wearing that protective "mask," I can't help but think of the Phantom of the Opera, or at least one of the ghosts from an episode of Scooby Doo. LeBron certainly plays like he has supernatural abilities… Hmm…

Monday, January 03, 2005

By Popular Demand

I have it on good authority that nearly 50% of my readership (that's right, one person left a comment) has expressed interest in my plan for leading my beloved Columbus Crew to MLS glory; or, driving them into the ground, as he put it. I like to make people happy, so I will gladly oblige…

Upon learning of my availability to coach, based upon my success as a youth soccer coach, the Crew promptly sacked "Fozzy" and gave me the reigns. Immediately, I dissolved Andrulis' "chuck it and run" style of play, and molded the team into my 4-3-1-2 attacking form. With talent on top like Martino making chances for Buddle and Cunnigham, I feel like we will be able to apply some serious offensive pressure. Cunningham has my permission to be as creative as he likes, and I'm encouraging him to play forward and make runs as much as possible. I also am bringing Hejduk up into the attack from his fullback position, to utilize his athletic ability, pace, and endurance to pester the heck out of the opponent, both offensively and defensively. In the middle of the field, I have Elliot in the center, flanked by Paule on the left and Lagos on the right. National-teamer Tony Sanneh and captain Robin Fraser man the defensive center, with the aforementioned Hejduk on the right, and left-footed Denton on the opposite side of the pitch. Jon Busch, the "screamer," will be in the net for most matches, but backed up capably by Matt Jordan. My bench will primarily consist of young stars-of-the-future, whom I hope to break in slowly, like Marshall, Wingert, and Szetela, plus at times with some other youngsters with potential like Testo, Barclay, Ritch, Sutton, and Akwari. Maisonneuve, Herdsmen, and Oughton will provide veteran leadership for those youngsters, and serve as a suitable back-ups when I'm in a pinch.

My primary weakness is in the midfield, where I have some aging, but serviceable veterans (Paule, Elliot, Lagos, Maisonneuve, Oughton) backed up by inexperienced youth (Szetela, Wingert). I've been given a transfer budget of $500K, to help fill the need. That need was compounded when the dependable Manny Lagos broke his toe in training. To help fill the void, I signed Spaniard Luis Cembranos via a free transfer. His skills are comparable to Lagos, and he should provide needed depth until my youngsters get more experience.

To help my younger players get better, I've made a number of them available for loan. In addition, I transfer-listed some pricey veterans, like Fraser, Herdsmen, and Maisonneuve, none of which were too happy with my decision. Sorry boys, there's a new sheriff in town… As a matter of fact, a German club already offered me $80,000 to transfer Marshall, but I promptly rejected that overture. I'll send him away on loan for a few months for sure, but I plan on Marshall being a fixture in the defensive center for Columbus for many years to come.

I began the season by swiping the first round of the North American Cup (aka the CONCACAF Cup) with a pair of 1-0 victories. That seemed to be a shot in the arm in terms of morale for most of my squad, and a shot of $89,000 into the Crew's pocketbook. I followed those wins up with a 4-1 drubbing of Carolina in a friendly, with most of my backups doing the damage. Right now, my club is playing with excellent form, and I have no reason to believe that we won't be competitive in the next round of the North American Cup, and on into league play. Injuries could always do significant damage to well-laid plans, though, so we'll have to see how this plays out.


I'm sure you're adding my blog to your favorites folder right now, and anxiously awaiting my next report on the Crew's progress...

Sunday, January 02, 2005

Addiction has a new name, indeed...

Worldwide Soccer Manager has its grip on me. I've had it since Thursday evening, and I've already logged around 10 hours of gameplay, despite leaving it home while we went to Akron for our New Year's festivities. You know you're hooked when you feel like you've just sat down to play for a bit, and you look up and see that 3 hours have passed by! Also, I found myself thinking tactics and strategy while we were enjoying New Year's. And, the manual has become required reading material when I visit the john. Yes, I'm a sick man.

With the help of some fellow aficionados, I'm starting to wrap my arms around all of the decisions and planning this game requires. Suffice to say, if you're a casual sports fan, or a joystick jockey, stay far away from this title. However, if you enjoy the other elements of sports besides gameplay, it doesn't get any deeper than WWSM 2005.

I've been "cutting my teeth" on a practice career of sorts, and failing miserably trying to guide Hartlepool United to some wins. My lack of familiarity with the players is an issue. However, for my "official" career, I'm starting out in the MLS, with designs on working my way up through the English divisions, once I develop a reputation (assuming I have some measure of success with the Crew). My ultimate goal is to manage either Fulham, or dare I say it, the evil Manchester United. There, I said it. I'm a fan of the "Red Devils." I'm a sucker for showboats like Ronaldo, and I love the consistent excellence of Giggs. I hope I don't get any hate mail for saying that.