ESPN... The total sports network...
Guess what ESPN 2 was showing all day? Reruns of previous National Spelling Bees! Maybe I missed something, but when did spelling become a sport? Or Poker, for that matter?
How bad is it for hockey when ESPN refuses to renew your contract, yet they show this crap?! Yeah, when flipping between bowl games, I want to see Sandy "Spellcheck" Simpson square off against Danny "the Dictionary" Dorfman in a blood and guts, single-elimination, knockout stage, battle royale to the finish to see who the best memorizer, er speller, was in 1997.
Boo-Yeah!
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