What a Performance!

I've been purposely avoiding writing about my Cavs and Indians, because I didn't want to "jinx" them (not that I believe in such things). Case in point: I mentioned the Browns a few weeks ago, and they drafted Brady Quinn - ugh! Not only did they draft him, but they traded away next year's number one pick to do it, which is almost unheard of in the NFL. Well, unheard of if you support a good team that's run by a good organization.

It's been fun watching the Cavs "grow up" as a team this year, at least during the playoffs. Last night, Lebron turned into THE man in front of our very eyes! Unbelievable! He WILLED the Cavs to victory in double-overtime by scoring Cleveland's last 25 points, and 29 of its last 30, in a 109-107 triumph. His totals for the game were 48 points, 9 rebounds, and 7 assists. There's no doubt that this was one of the single greatest playoff performances in the sport's history. Dare I say it, it was Jordanesque. Or Birdesque. Or Magic-like. The key is to see if he can consistently carry a team, or will it be a once-in-a-lifetime performance similar to Dominique Wilkins against the Celtics 20 years ago (Bird was just a little better, and 'nique was scarcely heard from again in the post season). I'm hoping for the former, obviously.

A random thought - You know, with the Bulls being on the verge of being pretty good, it would be fun for Lebron to torture them like Jordan tortured the Cavs in the 90's? It's kind of like how Ohio State now owns Michigan, after suffering through the Cooper era. Maybe all of this stuff is cyclical? Then again, the Browns haven't won a championship since 1964, and have never been to a Super Bowl, so maybe it's not…

Another random thought - I watched the new Pirates of the Caribbean movie last weekend. Yes, it was too long. Yes, the plot was convoluted. No, I didn't particularly like the ending (did you stay for the "extra" scene after the credits?). However, it did have moments of brilliance. Most people don't complain about watching a three-hour sporting event for those "moments," but why do folks complain about watching a 2:47 movie that has just as many or more moments of brilliance? Heck, millions of people paid $50 or more to watch De La Hoya fight Merriweather Jr., and it had about 5 seconds of brilliance! Barbosa, Turner, and Captain Jack were as great as ever, and worth the price of admission. Neither Pirates sequel captured the magic of the first, but isn't that usually the case? What did everyone expect? (See Doom, Temple of, for further explanation.)

Back to hoops. The Cavs were exactly in this situation in the series against the Pistons last year. Have they turned the corner? If they're truly on the verge of something great, they'll put away the series at home on Saturday, like great teams do.

Mourning Dove

Most sunny mornings you will find my cats on my enclosed patio staring at and chatter at the mourning doves. The doves tend to peck and eat some of the pea gravel around the pathway outside. The gravel aids in their digestions – something you probably don’t care to know but something that I felt compelled to share. (I learned this after a Google search – so deal.)

Imagine my surprise to come home to an injured dove in my garage. As I stand there trying to figure out what to do, I notice the feral stray cat coming under the fence for a better view. (As I later relay the story to my friend, she says, "so you’re talking about the one-eyed cat going after the hobbled bird? A lot goes on in your yard!") As it turns out, the bird is "hobbled." It can’t fly or walk. It just sort of flips and flops to get any distance. It’s really sad. Oh, and yes, the feral stray is a one-eyed cat. Originally, I named her Maya, and combining that with the one-eyed fabled Cyclopes, she is now referred to, lovingly, as Myclopse.

I naturally go into my I-Must-Save-Any-Animal (or Bird)-That-Crosses-My-Path Mode. Luckily I’ve got garden gloves and a spare carrier in the garage. I toss on the gloves and ever so gently stroke the back of the neck of the dove. It’s really not sure it likes me but it’s also fairly calm. I carefully cup my hands around her/him making sure to fold the wings gently against her/his body in natural form. I place her in the carrier and lock the door. Now what?

I have absolutely NO IDEA!

I call my vet and get a few numbers of people, aviaries etc., that should be able to help me. Nope. They are either very far away from my home, or about to close for the day. My friend suggests I leave it alone for the night and if it survives, deal with it tomorrow.

Hello? Do you even know me? It’s not like I’m going to be able to sleep. What if the little dove is suffering? And then it hits me. A few years ago I was told that the emergency vet would help with a Good Samaritan rescue.

I load the dove in the SUV and we head to the Emergency Vet Clinic. I call them on the way to let them know we’re coming. No problem. Thank God!

I end up completing a Good Samaritan form, which basically says they will do what they can for the animal (bird), free of charge (but excluding X-rays which I think is pretty crappy!) I leave a donation and tell them I do NOT want to know the outcome. I know what you are thinking. I thought it too. It’s true. If the bird cannot be saved and is suffering they will euthanize it. I’m better with that than letting it suffer.

I don’t believe that birds should be kept as caged pets. They were meant to fly and be free. If the dove survives, they will return it to its original location. I give them my address. I honestly have no idea if the dove survived or not. I feel I did the best I could under the circumstances. I cannot imagine having a job where you hold life and death in your hands. I couldn’t fix the bird. I could only rescue it and take it to people with a far greater gift than I have.

A singing bird in an open cage
Who will only fly - only fly for freedom…
Walk on - walk onStay safe tonight…
(Lyrics by U2/Walk On)

Three-Legged Dog...

I’m lucky enough to have quite a few policemen in my neighborhood. I often see them patrolling the area and my ‘hood.

Returning from an afternoon appointment and almost home, I was following a patrol car down my street when a little white dog trotted in front of us. I assumed the patrol car would stop and check it out. Clearly, you could see a collar on the dog. I was wrong. The officer let the dog pass and then continued to drive. Huh?

Now what? Oh you know the answer by now. I go into “I-Must-Save-All-Animals-That-Cross-My-Path” mode, again.

I put the car in park, climb out and say, “OK little one. What’s your story?” And the little white dog trots over all happy with that look in his eyes – you know the one – that one that says “take me home, feed me, fall in love with me and keep me. I’m so cute.” (Or maybe that look says SUCKER!)

Now I honestly have no idea what breed of dog this is aside from calling it a “little white mutt that I can pick up with one hand.” My cats are bigger than this dog. Perhaps it is not a dog at all. Perhaps it is a large white rat with a collar. It’s so ugly that it’s cute. It’s also using only 3 of its legs when it walks. Upon closer inspection, I see stitches – about 20 of them – around the right hind leg. The collar says “Rex” (I laugh a little at that) but the stitches increase my concern. Armed with rat-dog in one hand and a cell phone in the other (my one and only Paris Hilton moment, I hope), I dial the number on the collar. No answer. The dog is quite content with me. No barking, no squirming, just happy as ever to be in my arms. (SUCKER!)

As it turns out, Rex belongs to a neighbor who is not home. No problem. I put him back behind the wrought iron fence with his other furry friend. That was easy!

Rex just stares at me as if to say, “you silly girl! I’m coming with you.” He proceeds to place his front left leg between the slats of the fence. Then his head…his right front leg…his back working leg and POOF – he’s out again! I take Rex home. My neighbor sees this and comes to the rescue. He offers to house Rex until the owner comes home. I am beyond grateful since my 3 cats will make mincemeat out of Rex.

I later discover that Rex just had hip replacement surgery and thus the stitches. He sure put miles on those 3 paws though! It didn’t inhibit the little guy at all. I decided to stop over that evening and check on Rex. While talking to the owner, Rex escaped again. Smart little guy (not the owner)! Rest assured that sweet, precious Rex is fine and confined – for now anyway! He’ll be good as new in no time.

So this missive serves as a gently reminder to watch carefully over your pets (mostly so I don’t have too because I assure you, they all find their way to ME…even birds!)

Migrations and Migraines

I am a long time migraine sufferer. I average about one a month if I’m lucky and they are debilitating to say the least. A migraine can render me useless for several hours. They are brought on by a myriad of things including but not limited to light, certain foods and drink, lack of sleep, and stress. What is unbelievably frustrating is when they are brought on by nothing at all.

Speaking of frustrating…(nice segue, huh?)

Supposedly when my cable company seamlessly migrated from Adelphia to Time Warner (Roadrunner), it would be oh so beneficial to me (note the sarcasm). I was not impressed with Adelphia at all. My connection was constantly down and first level customer support was rarely able to help me.

Actually, I think I’m my own first level support. You know the drill – unplug the computer, then the router, and then the modem. Wait one minute. Plug in the modem, then the router, then the computer. Check that the solid lights are solid and the blinking lights are blinking. Turn on the computer. Attempt to log on to the Intranet. If that doesn’t work, you’re transferred to second level customer support. (And get this, TW even has third level support. I can only imagine the types of problems one must have to need a third tier. This can’t be good.)

I knew it was going to be problematic from the onset. One fine Saturday I fired up the PC to take my on-line exam only to discover it was “migration” time and my Internet was unavailable… until Monday. (TW refused to credit my account for these two days.) There was no warning like a customer e-mail or notice of any kind. Nothing was posted on either website to give customers some advance notice of the migration. I was not impressed. In fact, I am no more or less impressed with Time Warner than I was with Adelphia. I have not gone one full week without interruption of service.

Adelphia was a headache but Time Warner is more like a migraine - useless for several hours without warning or explanation.

On A Side Note:

I e-mailed TW asking the monthly cost for their DVR. The response advised it was $7.95 a month. I felt that was tolerable.

Then I read the next line... (this is a copy and paste from the original e-mail...)

“There is an additional 5.95 per month for subscription to the recording and playback features.”

WHAT? Isn’t that the purpose of the DVR? Why would I need it if not for those key features? So basically then it’s $13.90 a month and why didn’t you just type that in your reply? I wanted to type a clever response to that e-mail but decided to just hit “delete” and share this with all of you.

I’ll be going to Best Buy to purchase a DVR.

I Bowl Granny-style

One of the new trends in sports games is to add "human factors" and "personalities" to the players on your squad. Morale ratings, happiness ratings, and other similar criteria are the norm in most sports franchises. Some games do this very well, like MVP Baseball and Football Manager. Others, like NFL Head Coach and Blitz, eh, not so good.

MLB 2K7 has similar factors included in its package. I started my Pirates franchise last night, and wouldn't you know it, every single one of my players had some kind of concern with team chemistry, and a few had a concern with their role on the squad. Of course, I immediately decided it was time for a team meeting. I had several options, running the gamut from chewing them out, to giving them the "win one for the Gipper" routine, to basically a group hug. Being the team's new skipper, I didn't want to come on too strong. So, when I saw my last option, I knew it was the perfect choice… Take the team bowling! Yes, right there among my potential motivational speeches was the option to roll a game at the local alley! So, to build that ever-important team camaraderie, we went on a trip. The players loved it. Every single player commented on how much they enjoyed it, or on the fact that I bowled "granny-style," and each player's morale went up by at least 3 points. Ironically, they still had the same concerns about team chemistry, even after the team-building outing. I guess I have more bowling trips in my future. Or, if I'm lucky, I'll get new options, like taking the boys out for ice cream after our first win, or hosting a euchre tournament...

Tremont Revisited

Tremont is a cool place and always an adventure for us. Sometimes you feel like you’ve stepped into New York City. It’s hard for me to believe I have this little piece of NYC in my backyard. We love being able to walk the city streets and hang out with a diverse and friendly crowd. If only we had more cabs like NYC because parking, as always, is not easy. It helps to have a small car and be a supremely skilled parallel parker. (I have an SUV and successfully parallel parked it once.) Oh, and wear comfortable shoes – because you will do quite a bit of walking to hit all the cool spots - twice! (I wore four-inch stilettos.) Finally, don’t worry if you take the wrong side street (even though you have a map). We seem to take a different one every trek down but always end up in the vicinity of one gallery or another. It's all good.

This trek, we decided to brave a new gallery. Now let me explain. We opted to do this once before and it was a terrible, terrible idea. I will not mention the gallery by name nor give it any credit whatsoever. All I will say is what you already know, art is subjective. What one person considers “art” the other might consider “junk” (and that’s being kind on my part since this particular place creeped me out.) We did however, put that dreadful experience behind us and braved a new venue! It was a terrible, terrible idea. I will say that one of the upstairs paintings was extremely thought provoking and we commented on it in depth however, the “downstairs/basement” art was not my idea of art at all. Most of it was quite eerie or ghastly. I just don’t believe that art should scare me and one particular room of this musty “basement” did just that. It was beyond time to go.

Off to the main event…

Steve Torkar is an artist who does abstract cat faces on canvas. My friend digs his work big time so imagine my surprise when I found out he was displaying his artwork at our favorite Tremont gallery, Ginkgo’s! I e-mailed my friend about it and the rest just fell into place. We inquired if Mr. Torkar would be joining the event as my friend bought one of his paintings on the spot and was hoping to meet him. Apparently he is a landscaper by day, (ah yes, the real job!) and then was asked to help out some neighbors and was running late. They said he would stop by later but we had reservations and never did get to meet him. Maybe next time.

It was a hot night, literally, and the upstairs of the galleries were sweltering. We were grateful for the cooling nightfall until Parallax Restaurant tried to seat us outside – it was going down to 50 degrees and the winds were picking up! We opted for a booth in the bar area and that was just fine – a little loud from a group of guys singing New York, New York (off key) but everyone sort of joined in (off key) and made the best of it. After our harrowing ordeal at the unnamed gallery, they could not have brought the wine fast enough! Following up with bread and dipping oil was (nearly) equally pleasing. (We asked for seconds!)

Parallax is definitely a cool place especially if you like sushi…I don’t. I checked the menu out ahead of time and found 3 items I might enjoy. I opted for the grilled chicken and fully expected it to be subpar. After all, this is a sushi joint, right? Right …and wrong. The chicken melted in my mouth. It was the best-grilled chicken I have ever had. Thinking about it now makes my mouth water (like Pavlov’s dog!) Yes, it was THAT good.

By the time we walked back to the car, it was formidably chilly, my feet ached (see paragraph one, line six), and I was exhausted. We had the A/C blasting on the way down but now had to crank up the heat in order to regain any sensation in our fingers and toes! If nothing else, you’ve got to appreciate Ohio’s weird weather! If nothing else, you’ve got to appreciate Tremont and the diversity and artistical freedom it encompasses.

More on the Elite

As far as peripherals go, I now have 3 wireless controllers and battery packs for each, a charge-and-play kit that came with my bundle, and I've since bought a separate battery charger that plugs into the wall.

Basically, it takes about 6 hours to fully charge a battery with the charge and play kit. The problem is that I normal don't leave my consoles on for 6 hours at a time, so any time we were playing 2 players, the second player was "wired" to the console.

The battery charger is independent of the console, obviously. I can plug two batteries at a time into it, and all my batteries were charged in less than 2 hours (none needed a full charge, though). The battery packs are supposed to give about 25 hours of playtime. I should be able to juggle the controllers so that all batteries don't wear out at the same time, but I can always plug in AA batteries if that situation occurs. From my perspective, battery packs and the charger pay for themselves in the long run, especially if you buy used (which I did).

I've played all of my games now. I've earned 90 whole achievement points (75 in Fuzion Frenzy and 15 in Hexic - an arcade game that came loaded on my hard drive)! I have one friend with well over 10,000. I've got a lot of gaming to do to catch up, LOL. The achievement points are a neat little extra to keep you playing games, if you're a bit OCD like me. Plus, it will get me to play games I wouldn't normally try, or stick with games a little longer than usual. The Dashboard will even tell me how many achievements are in every game I've played and how many I've earned. That's a nice touch.

Speaking of stuff on my hard drive, it came loaded with 3 demos and about 8 videos. Some are movie previews, and some are game videos. I've also downloaded a half-dozen or so free trailers and videos from the Marketplace. In addition, I downloaded the Forza 2 demo. A neat feature is that while the Forza demo was downloading, I was able to go play some games. In the middle of my game, a little message popped up telling me my download was complete.

I know it sounds simple, but the biggest difference, other than all of the bells, whistles, and conveniences I've mentioned, is the HD graphics. As you'd might expect, it's exactly like when you went from watching SD TV to HD TV. I suppose I should've expected that, but it really surprised me when I saw it first-hand. Even the cartoon-like games, like Fuzion Frenzy, really look nice, let alone games like MLB 2K7.

Forgive me for the rambling style - I'm just kind of typing as I think here. I've got a lot going on with work, sports, and so forth, so I haven't really properly written my last couple of posts.

OOBE

It's here! My long-awaited leap into the next generation of video gaming has finally materialized via UPS!

There's an old term from the marketing days of the PC explosion in the mid-90's, coined "OOBE" (pronounced ooo-bee). It's an acronym that stands for "Out of the Box Experience." Computer makers, all striving to get the technologically-averse to buy their products, wanted to create the simplest experience possible for the customer to get home, take the computer out of the box, and get it up and running. Inputs became color-coded, and big posters showing how everything connects together were part of the standard packaging. The goal was to have the user up in running in 15 minutes or less, and for the most part, it worked well.

I want to cover my "OOBE" with the Xbox 360. Consoles aren't computers; they're less sophisticated (although only slightly less nowadays). There are a lot of little goodies in the Xbox 360 Elite box, including 2 video cables (component and HDMI), an audio output convert (to take HDMI's sound to your stereo instead of your TV), a controller, a power brick (literally - it's about the size of a brick!), a power cord, a headset, CAT-5 Ethernet cable, several pieces of documentation, and of course, the mighty 360 Elite itself. Although there weren't color-coded connectors or a big poster, hooking it up to the TV and getting it running was very simple. I plugged in the HDMI cable to the console and the TV, plugged in the power cord from the console to the "brick," and plugged the brick into a surge-protector. Voila, HD gaming action is only a power switch depress away! Sort of…

The wireless controller needed calibrated. I obviously had to put the batteries in, dig out the manual, and work the 3-button-press procedure. Now I'm ready! Almost. When powering on the console, you need to get it configured (date, time, etc.), and then build a profile, even if you're not going online (Xbox Live Silver is free, and you'd need a profile to use it). So, after using the controller as a keyboard for a little while, I was ready to rock! This time, for real. After about 45 minutes total, I was ready to see what all of the fuss was about. Let me tell you, gaming in HD is unlike anything you've ever seen (except for the resolutions provided by a PC, obviously - but not many people have a 51" PC monitor)! Color me impressed, and very pleased with my first impression.

I wasn't done with the setup, though. I wanted to get on Xbox Live, and I didn't want to run a cable from my router in the basement to my Xbox in the living room, so I opted to purchase a wireless adapter. Although I'm pretty comfortable with hardware, networks scare me a bit. Fortunately, after connecting the wireless adapter to my 360, it was literally about 2 minutes before I was up and running. All I had to do was type in my "code" to allow the 360 to access my network, and I was done. There were also options to connect my 360 to my PC for video, picture, and music sharing, but I didn't follow through, since my PC was turned off ALL THE WAY DOWNSTAIRS! Yes, I'm lazy like that.

I bought a 3 month LIVE gold card, and was ready to subscribe. After setting up my network, connecting to LIVE was simple, but it did require a lot of keyboarding with the controller. I had codes to enter and another profile to build, but after about 10 minutes, I was online. Xbox LIVE now, compared to what it was when I last subscribed in early 2006, has exploded with things to see and do. You can purchase "arcade" games and download them to the Xbox hard drive. You can download game demos, television shows, and movie trailers. You can send messages to your friends - either written or recorded! You can purchase a camera for video on LIVE and in games. I spent the next hour literally just exploring all of the stuff to do - on Xbox Live and just on the 360 itself. The Xbox dashboard, once you find your way around, makes navigating through all of these choices and options pretty painless.

All of that keep me busy on day one.

On day two, my only goal was to get my "charge-and-play" second controller up and running. This required the installation of a battery pack, and then connecting the controller to the 360 via a charging cable. While the 360 is on, the controller's battery will charge. You can even use it while it's charging. The only trouble I had is that I really couldn't figure out how the charging cable connected to the 360. It looked like a USB connection, but the USB port was taken up in the back by my network adapter. It didn't fit into the two "wired" controller ports. After looking through the 360 manual and the controller manual, I couldn't find a picture anywhere detailing where to plug the darn thing in! After about a minute, I pressed on this little door on the 360 off to the right on the front, and sure enough, behind it were additional controller connections that matched my plug. After feeling stupid for a minute, I had controller number two charging up.

Once that was charging, I put FIFA World Cup 2006 in, commenced to beating Mexico in a penalty shoot-off, set my American squad lineup, and took to the practice pitch. All in glorious HD. Color me more impressed each time I fire this thing up!

Day three will bring some FIFA and Fuzion Frenzy time with my kids. I'll report more in the near future...

Perfect Pitch

While it is definitely Kevin’s arena when it comes to sports, I’m going to briefly step up to the plate – just for a minute – because I met Len Barker.

It was 26 years ago today that he pitched a perfect game against the Toronto Blue Jays. As you can imagine, the guys at the office (and some of the girls too) were in awe. My co-worker coaches his son’s baseball team. He ran out to his car, grabbed every baseball he had, cleaned up the scuff marks as best he could, and started handing them out to everyone – and then a line began to form. Len was attending a brief meeting at our office – afterwards, he signed every baseball we had. Talk about being a good sport!

What I found to be truly cool is that each person Len Barker signed a baseball for thanked him profusely – and Len thanked each one of them in return – sincerely! I believe Len was pretty shocked to see so many interested individuals. You could just sense how surprised and flattered he was to still be held in such high regard - even after 26 years! That’s just cool.

Now, I’m not what you would call an “autograph” kind of girl. I just don’t really get it. And yes, that includes musicians! Although I did meet and have my picture taken with local musician Michael Stanley years and years ago. More notably and recently, (April 15, 2006, to be exact) I met and had my photo taken with the Goo Goo Dolls – one of the coolest experiences ever! So that being said, all I did was shake Len’s hand. We all did. Nice guy. As he left, he turned to me again and said, ‘it was nice meeting you.’ Then, it just sort of hit me…maybe I should have asked for his autograph.

These days, Len owns his own construction company fittingly named Perfect Pitch! Check it out.

Next Assignment

I've been assigned Freestyle Basketball, an online "street hoops" basketball game for the PC (right up my alley). It looks to be a fun diversion, heavy on the head-to-head action and character development and upgrades. It's cheap off the shelf, but subscription fees are required to advance above a certain level. I wonder if I can recommend that... We'll see!

My 360 should arrive in a day or two! Gameshark has also assigned me the new Pirates of the Caribbean game to review for it (check out the trailer - it looks awesome!). I'm a HUGE fan of the Pirates movies, so hopefully, this game will deliver. I've got to make sure I don't fall in love with the next-gen, hi-def graphics, and look objectively at the game. It will be hard to overcome my 360's "new car smell," though!

Taking the Plunge

Well, I made my purchase. I don't actually have most of the goods yet, though, because I ordered a bundle online at Walmart. No stores around here had one in stock, nor would they let me pay for one now and get it when it comes in. I found that interesting, since I planned on dropping around a grand for everything.

Originally, I wanted to buy it from EB Games, thinking they would have a better warranty. Well, I was wrong on that. Microsoft provides a one year guarantee for the hardware. For $50, EB Games would replace that warranty with theirs, so I didn't have to "deal" with MS if there were any problems. Uh, no thanks. I don't need to pay $50 to have EB Games send it to MS for me! What a ripoff... I did get a 3-year extended warranty from Walmart for less than $50. Granted, it probably will be a hassle, but at least I've got some kind of protection.

Here's what I got in my bundle, plus some other purchases that I made at EB Games (I traded some stuff in for store credit):

• Xbox 360 Elite Console
• Extra black wireless controller and charge-n-play
• 3-month Xbox Live Gold card
• Carrying case
• 3 year warranty
• Wireless Ethernet adapter
• MLB 2K7
• NBA Street Homecourt
• Import Tuner Challenge
• Road to the World Cup 06
• World Cup 06
• Fuzion Frenzy 2

I should have the console by the middle of next week! It's already leading to more work at Gameshark. I've been assigned the new Pirates of the Caribbean game (released later this month), and I may be doing a review of Import Tuner Challenge. Plus, I'm in line for Sierra Online's Freestyle Basketball game for the PC. All of the sudden, I might be getting busy. Best of all, I'm checking to see if I can deduct my big purchase, since it's technically used for "work!" That would be a big plus!

The Quest Begins

I've decided to splurge on myself with my annual salary bonus, which is a rare event. After months of gathering intel on the "next generation" video gaming options, I'm opting to purchase an Xbox 360 Elite. It may not be the best bang for my buck, but I want the built-in HDMI connection for my TV and the larger hard drive; plus, black goes better with the living room furniture!

The quest begins for me to actually find one. After seeing store shelves lined for months with Xbox 360 Premium's and PS3's, with cash in hand I can't seem to find the one I want. I may have to order one, but I'm willing to wait, if need be.

My shopping list consists of:

Xbox 360 Elite Wireless Network Adapter
2 additional wireless controllers
Warranty (the 360 has not turned out to be the most reliable product on the market)
Fuzion Frenzy 2
MLB 2K7
FIFA or WE
Gold Xbox Live

Don’t laugh at Fuzion Frenzy. That's a game the kids and I have spent many hours playing together over the years, so it's a sentimental purchase. My total bill after taxes will approach $1000, although I am going to mitigate that a bit by trading in some stuff.

I remember years ago Paul Kelly, formerly of the infamous Sportsreviewers site and currently a regular poster at Digital Sportspage, chronicled his experiences with his new DreamCast. I hope to provide similar coverage, from the out-of-the-box experience to some game impressions. Hopefully, I'll be in next-gen wonderland by the weekend!

Another Review Posted

Sorry it's been a little while since I last posted. I'm finishing up soccer season for two teams and starting baseball season for two teams, plus work is picking up. My days and nights have pretty much consisted of work, youth sports, and working on my Gameshark reviews.

Speaking of which, my Draft Day Sports Pro Basketball review has been posted. It is a very solid text sim for NBA junkies, and just a few improvements away from being among the best titles in the genre. I got to correspond directly with the developer, which was very cool, since I once envisioned myself doing exactly what he's doing for a living. He did give me a little tidbit that he's working on a pro football game right now. Needless to say, after playing DDSPB, I'm looking forward to it!

It will probably be a little quieter on the game review front for me for a few weeks. Most of the assignments are handed out for May, and most of them are for next-gen consoles. I don't have one yet, but I'm getting one in three weeks. It's time to start researching, although I'm leaning towards and Xbox 360 Elite. For once, I'm really going to treat myself with my salary bonus... Anyway, I'm sure I'll be keeping you updated on my next-gen pursuit!

Lastly, thanks to Kellie for keeping some content flowing as I tend to drift in and out! I'm enjoying reading what she has to say...

A Trek To Tremont Is A Trip To Be Treasured

My friend had never been to Cleveland’s Tremont Neighborhood. (Yes, the place where the Christmas Story house is…and so much more)! So as a friend, I felt it my absolute duty and sheer pleasure to treat my dear friend to an auspicious day! (Plus my comrade turned me on to Don Drumms so, this was the least I could do!)

I had our day all planned out, well in advance, because whenever we get together, it goes by quickly. Too quickly. Like a blink! But it’s always fun, there’s always wine, and we always laugh.

We chose La Tortilla Feliz for our leisurely lunch and respite. We loved it! For mouth watering authentic South American dining, you can’t beat it. It’s bright and festive inside, service is fast and friendly and, all the tastes burst and blend in your mouth in zesty harmony. Let me stress that the salsa, made with cilantro, is heavenly. Start with that and the empanada’s – we only ordered two but should have ordered at least six! We tried some Chilean wines that were excellent as well, and then moved on to our main courses. The menu changes frequently as the first time I was there I ordered a scrumptious vegetarian meal with basil, spinach and cheese. It was not available this trek but I had Pollo Migado which is a “garlic and parsley seasoned chicken breast, breaded and sautéed; with re-fried beans and saffron rice. (Talk about “getting your grub on!”) It was “de-lish!” My friend chose Ejotes Empanizados which is a “Spanish cheese croquette wrapped in green beans, egg battered and lightly pan friend; also served with re-fried beans and saffron rice. It was “incredible!” If South American isn’t quite up your alley, two very popular restaurants in this area are Fat Cats and Parallax.

Now let’s visit a few of my favorite Tremont Galleries!

For unique, funky, beautifully crafted and exquisitely designed jewelry, visit Eye Candy. Here you also find glass, paintings, sculptures, pottery and ceramics of immeasurable beauty. The owner and jewelry artisan/metalsmith is Rita Telaak. Her creations are impressive and amazing. Let me tell you, I trekked down to her gallery more times than I care to admit with my eye on a very particular and absolutely indescribable-and-impossible-to-replicate pair of earrings. While I’m sure, with the time and attention to detail she bestowed upon them, that they were well worth the lofty price, I couldn’t talk myself into it at the time. On what was probably my 10th trip back to Eye Candy, I came up speechless. My eyes were spinning and spanning the gallery. I was getting dizzy, and my mind was trippin’ because MY earrings were… GONE! (She who hesitates…)

Therefore, when I found my second favorite pair (nothing like the original I’m sorry to say but extremely cool nonetheless), I learned my lesson well and promptly purchased them – no questions asked. I hope whoever paid the price for the original earrings I adored, is as happy with them as I would have been. (It was a “must have” moment and I blew it big time!) I’ve been kicking myself ever since. But not today. Today I did everything right.

Next up, the Banyan Tree. A perfect place to enhance your home décor or update your wardrobe with New York City style. You’ll find accessories, furniture, rugs, serving ware glassware and barware and even some conversation pieces, among other cool and upscale items. It’s trendy and hip and once again, I didn’t leave empty handed. I always find something here for my friends (and myself).

Next stop, Gingko Boutique (front of store) and Robins Egg Paperie (back of store). Unfortunately they do not yet have a website and I’m thinking I need to talk to them about that! (And I’ll be seeing them on the next art hop!) This is also one of my favorite boutiques in Tremont. It’s where I found two more “must haves” – an open weave lightweight poncho that feels like suede, and a pair of black feather earrings. You will also find really fun beaded bookmarkers that make excellent gifts for teachers and avid readers of all ages (I have the zebra beaded one). Other treasures include, scarves, purses, works by various artist –(I picked up a piece by Steve Torkar – he’ll be at Gingko’s on May 11th, BTW – after 6PM) for the art hop)-, pendants, bracelets, fun rings, bath bombs, candles, vintage clothing and other tiny treasures tucked throughout. Say hello to Melanie when you get there. She's been so helpful with many of my purchases!

At Robin’s Egg Paperie, you’ll find just the right card for just the right person . Don't forget– the devil is in the details - and this holds true with both their visual and tactile paper products. They also have some really cool magnets complete with fun, little, sassy comments – I like to pick one out for each of my friends (and one for myself, of course)!

Tremont is a secret treasure and guilty pleasure. Shhhhhhhhhh – don’t tell anyone!

Finally, I have to give it up to Yaeger’s, a jeweler in Westlake on Detroit Road. Thanks to them (and my friend “T” for the need to go there in the first place) for turning me onto Pianegonda!
I found my treasure piece (another “must have” moment”) and said, “It’s so ME!” The woman at Yaeger’s beamed in agreement and said that Pianegonda’s slogan is, “It’s so YOU!” How cool is that?

In case I forgot to mention it, I have great, really great friends!! So thanks to all of you!

My favorite quotes/lyrics this week are:

“Statistics never lie but liars use statistics” (Various Mathematicians)

“Sometimes the hardest thing and the right thing are the same…” (The Fray/All at Once)

“Can I handle the seasons of my life?” (Stevie Nicks/Landslide)

Next Assignment

I do have an assignment this month... I'll be reviewing another text sim - Draft Day Basketball. I should have the review done in the middle of next week.

I'm telling you, the guys that put together these kind of games are under-appreciated. DDB is another deep, thoughtful, polished simulation. This one simulates pro basketball, and it has all of the bells and whistles, like the developmental league, the "Bird" exception to the salary cap, and even a play editor!

Being a former, short-lived basketball player and coach, I'm looking forward to sinking my teeth into this one...

I Like The Weather

If you think the Himalayans are people who ride yaks in the mountain range along the border between India and Tibet, you would be right…but wrong as far as this missive goes. The Himalayans are also a very cool band whose lead singer (pre-Counting Crows days), Adam Duritz can do no wrong. Now, most CC fans know all this but I am stating the obvious because there are a few of my readers (how the heck are you my friends and/or family? Sometimes I really wonder – we’re so freakin’ different - but that's cool) who (sadly) won’t know that (but they do now).

Now, let’s be honest. I am, by all accounts, the last person who should do a review of The Himalayan’s CD entitled She Likes the Weather. Adam could sing Row Row Row Your Boat and it would not only (as Kevin said in his intro post of me) “tickle my fancy,” but I’d buy it off iTunes, put it on my iPod, burn it to a CD so I could play it in my car, and force all my friends and/or family to listen to it and dig it. (And, due to my OCD, I would hit the "repeat track" button.) That being said, and not that you wouldn’t anyway, but you just have to take the rest of what I say here with a grain of salt. I’m still going to “put it out there” because 1) I can 2) it’s free and 3) There’s nothing stopping me. So, without further adieu….…

Adding She Likes The Weather to my collection is almost as good as getting my hands on CC bootleg! After all, this music is a decade old. I’d heard about it, bid on it, traded for it, lost it and was never fortunate enough to own it again. That all changed when Tyrannosaurus Records decided to re-master and re-release it! Oh yeah, baby. Let me say, first of all, this was the best $10.00 (for 17 songs mind you) that I ever spent. This is a “must have” CD (and I know I tend to have quite a few “must have” moments but, just go with it)!

The Himalayans also includes Dan Jewitt, Dave Janusko, Chris Roldan and Marty Jones (yes, THAT Marty Jones, the subject matter of Counting Crows first hit single, Mr. Jones – but you knew that!)

Just to give you a little taste of lyrical genius, the CD starts with what is probably my favorite song (like you couldn’t guess that by the title alone), Jaded.

We break down in different combinations
We spin around in smaller constellations
Took a ride on the love wheel
Scary, scary go-round and around…
Jaded. Faded.
I don’t want to be afraid
Jaded. I hate it.

Part of the thrill of seeing Counting Crows is you never know which song, what version of it or alt lyrics Adam will bring to the stage. So it was another treat to hear the original Himalayan's version of Round Here…

Round here we’re cool as kittens
Out there the dogs they cry

Straight from the liner notes of the CD, referring yet again to Round Here, “The Himalayans use the bass guitar to anchor the song, while the Crows use the rhythm guitar.” You’ve got to hear it.

My only complaint (and it’s not a big complaint and mostly has to do with the fact that I’m lazy) is that the lyrics to all these great songs were not included with the liner notes. Then again, the CD was only $10.00. I bought one for me and one for my friend (yes, you’ll be getting it tomorrow “JC.”) Be sure to read the liner notes - they're amusing and insightful.

My other favorites include Diamonds and Babies and Cars, Save My Life and 99 Days. OK – OK – I wont’ acknowledge every song but I’ve got to rave about the beautiful Floating Over You:

Just slightly out of order hanging on the fringe of daylights…
Every night I’m floating over you my love

Finally, from the title track:

She planted flowers in her basement
So she has a little color when the sky runs low…
She likes the weather today.

She Likes The Weather. I like the weather. I’m betting you’ll like it too.

Game Stuff

My OOTP review is posted at Gameshark! No official word on my next assignment. It could be a bit of a dry spell for me, since I don't have a "next generation" console yet. Something is being discussed, though... For the record, I expect to be next gen in about a month.

I also broke down and picked up World Wide Soccer Manager 2007 (known as "Football Manager" to the rest of the world). I've enjoyed the two previous iterations of the series, and I'm looking forward to sinking my teeth into the prospect of keeping Fulham from relegation. I may even try my luck at turning the Crew into a next-to-last-place team, instead of a cellar-dweller! I'll probably have more to say about WWSM over the next few days...

At least the Tribe won tonight (barely). Hopefully, the Cavs can get things off of on the right foot Sunday. My kids have soccer games tomorrow, and my son has baseball evaluations (which I'll be working) Saturday and/or Sunday. I'll be busy, but hopefully I can squeeze in the OSU Spring Game. Yes, I have issues...

Same old, Same old

Another year, same crappy Ohio sports teams...

The Tribe just got swept by the Yankees. No surprise there, except that the Yankees started 3 pitchers with a combined 8 games of major league experience, or something like that. Newly-signed $33 million dollar man Jake Westbrook was chased after 1.1 IP in the first game, against a guy making his major league debut! Sowers, our own young gun, wasn't much better. The Tribe starter finally did his job today, leading the club to a 6-2 lead going into the 9th. In steps new "closer" Joe Borowski, who I believe has given up at least one run in every outing so far this year, to give up 6 runs in the 9th. Worst of all, pukey A-Rod had to do us in! Now at 6-6, and sinking fast. Oh no, we suck again!

Speaking of suck, that brings me to the Columbus Crew. At least they scored today - a first for this season. They drew with the Revolution 2-2, on a late goal by Kamara (thinks to Frankie Hejduk, who absolutely owned the right side of the pitch tonight). The sad thing is, the Crew totally outplayed New England in the first half, yet gave up two fluky goals (what a surprise) and went into half-time down 2-1. On top of that, our new big-time scoring forward, Andy Herron, cheap-shotted Heap with an elbow to the melon that will surely be reviewed by the league office. Great. Way to make an impression on the hometown fans. At least I have a new whipping boy for this year.

The only things left to happen are for the Cavs to go down to the Wizards in round one of the playoffs, and for the Browns to draft a Michigan puke like Alan Branch or the vastly overrated Brady Quinn.

Well, at least I'm in my comfort zone...

I am Officially Eating my words

Well, what do you know... David Stern suspended official Joey Crawford for the rest of the regular season and the playoffs. It is absolutely the right thing to do, and I'm impressed with Stern.

So, this is what crow tastes like? Given the circumstances, I don't mind my helping of it...

Random Reactions

First off, what a horrible, horrible tragedy today at Virginia Tech University. My thoughts and prayers go out to those families, and let's hope that the self-seeking scumbags out there minimize using this as an opportunity for their own political gain.

What makes someone snap like that? It's sad, and scary. What kind of world do my kids have to look forward to?


On a lighter note, Tim Duncan of the San Antonio Spurs got ejected for laughing yesterday, while he was seated on the bench. You read that right - laughing. Long story short, he got called for an offensive foul a minute earlier, and said to the referee that he got fouled. In the NBA this year, you can't protest any call, so he earned that technical - fair enough. The next time down the floor, Duncan and Robert Horry are literally sitting there laughing. The TV showed them for a significant period of time; neither said one word. All of the sudden, referee Joey Crawford pointed to the bench, and threw him out of the game. He said to the coach something like "I knew what he was doing all along."

As far as I'm concerned, that's inexcusable. Crawford should be suspended for the rest of the year. That was an important game with playoff ramifications, so to casually toss out a superstar because you assume he's laughing at you is a joke. Crawford's the worst kind of referee/umpire - he thinks it's all about him. He's got a bigger ego than the players, and he needs to be put in his place. That said, I guarantee that the NBA does nothing to Crawford. They have no guts when it comes to holding refs accountable. My bet is that they'll fine coach Popovich and Duncan for their comments. Cowards.


Lastly, and far less significant, my second review as been published at Gameshark. I'm not sure why there was a month delay in getting it posted, but at least it's out there now. Hopefully, my OOTP review will get published in a more timely manner!

Let Go...

Easier said than done! I am a creature of habit. Life just gets so hectic and my routine helps keep me sane and gives me some (albeit false) semblance of balance. I’m wound just a little too tightly and I like to pretend I have more control over things than I actually do. I realize that I need to be more spontaneous and “go with the flow.”

I need to learn how to just “let go.”

The unpredictable Ohio weather (dumping roughly 30 inches of snow over the course of 3 days) seriously messed up my life – social, familial, and habitual. Basically it took my ‘routine’ and flipped it on its ear while laughing at me and daring me to “let go” of my perceived control over my life. (It’s partly to blame for my 4 pound weight loss and subsequent 2 pound weight gain…partly. The potato chips did me in. Can you eat just one? Five? Don’t even get me started on how they “settle” in the bottom of the bag!) But I digress. There was nothing I could do about the weather, or the wrench it threw into the works. All I could do was try to “let go.”

That seems easy enough.

Sometimes letting go is more difficult. When the Cleveland Indian’s home opener game was ‘called’ due to inclement weather, when just ONE MORE PITCH would have deemed the Indian’s victorious, we “let go” alright. We “let go” with a few shrieks, several gasps, and let’s be honest, a couple “choice” words not suitable for this site. “Let go” has so many interpretations.

Sometimes the ability to “let go” is even more difficult than one can imagine. My co-worker’s mom passed away last week. One of the things someone said to her was, “Let Go. Let God.”

So after weathering the weather, a wake, various worries and woes, I caught up with everything and everyone this weekend. It felt good to bust out of that routine and just ‘let go.’ I spent one evening cuddled up with the cats (I have 3), a cup of tea, and the latest edition of The New Yorker Magazine (http://www.newyorker.com/). I dig it. I love a lazy night – they are so few and far between – it’s a precious treat. I later caught up on e-mails, blogs, webzines, and some cool new music too. (Yes, I am a huge geek.)

Best of all, I caught up with an old friend who I met at my “real job” years and years (and years) ago. We each “let go” of our responsibilities for one day so we could hang out. Our day consisted of talking, walking, shopping and eating! We met at a trendy boutique in Westlake called, oddly enough, Stein Mart. While I would normally suggest you avoid any place with the word ‘mart’ in it (i.e. K-Mart , Wal-Mart), this place defies the norm.

As far as women’s clothing, prices and styles range anywhere from very reasonable to occasionally jaw-dropping. Men’s clothing will have the same effect. We did a little damage but I had a gift certificate so, it doesn’t count. It’s just a cool little, trendy treasure of a place. I’ve yet to leave there empty handed. In fact, I left there with a steal! Check it out: I found a very funky black leather and mesh jacket. It had my name all over it along with a price tag of $299.00. (I warned you about the ‘jaw-dropping’)! Stick with me – that was the ‘original’ price. Today’s price was $99.00. That seemed pretty reasonable until I got in line, and it scanned for…wait for it…$49.99. I had a $50.00 gift certificate! I was positively giddy! (Oh, I should mention that I don’t do giddy. I do dark, dank, silly, happy, funky, etc., occasionally twisted, and I may have managed smug once, but never giddy.)

I promise to “let go” of giddy…tomorrow. (You can check this place out at http://www.steinmart.com/)

For lunch, we hit the RRBC – Rocky River Brewing Company (rumor has it that former Indian’s pitcher Charlie Nagy was once a co-owner). We love this place. It’s always a good time however, the best time to visit the RRBC is on a Friday or Saturday night (June ~ September), outside on their patio, while a local band plays! That’s when you know it’s summer in the city once again! Aside from brewing their own beer (golden ales, wheat beers, heavy ales, dark ales, seasonal brews, amber ales and pales ales…say that 3 times fast), they have a mouth-watering menu. My friend recommends the Thai Chicken Salad and Blackened Salmon Salad but I love the Pesto Chicken Sandwich or Blackened Chicken Pasta. For an appetizer, if you really want to “let go,” try the Buffalo Egg Rolls! You can check it out for yourself at: http://www.rockyriverbrewco.com/the_food/index.html

Anyways, if you’re a creature of habit, make a plan to “let go.” If while you read this, you thought about a friend or specials someone, give them a call and invite them to “let go” with you. You’ll be glad you did.

Prima Donna

In OOTP, players have different moods ("morale"). I traded for a young left-handed pitcher earlier in the year in my online league. He had a 3.60 ERA, a winning record, and other favorable stats as a 21-year-old in the big leagues last season. I bring him over to my team, which plays in more of a hitter's park, but not too bad. He's 5-8 this year with a 3.98. That's pretty solid for a 22-year-old in his second year in "the show." However, I noticed the other day that his "mood" was a frowny face. I went to see why, and it said that he wanted to be demoted to the bullpen!

Now that's a first. Since when do successful young pitchers just blossoming into their careers want a demotion?! The guy has good numbers, and a nine-out-of-ten endurance rating. I'm counting on him to be a mainstay in the rotation for many years to come! He has a big contract coming to him! Yet, he'll only be happy if I give him a less important role not suited for him.

No wonder we can't relate to pro athletes nowadays...

In all seriousness, I do love this aspect of OOTP. It's cool that a player's mood has an impact on performance and team chemistry. Even though this case doesn't seem to make sense, does it always make sense in the real world? Athletes are a different breed, both physically and mentally. I'll be kind and call most of them "quirky." Maybe this game is genius for including outlandish stuff like this. Or, maybe it needs a patch! Regardless, this is just a very small example of the depth of this game.

I'm no where near done reviewing it yet, but if you want to know what I think, I think this is the best text sim baseball game ever made, and maybe the best baseball game ever made, period. (At least for those who don't mind putting down the joysticks and putting on their thinking caps.)

"I'm down wit OOTP, ya you know me!"

I apologize for the bad pun related to bad early 1990's music, but I couldn't resist…

Out of the Park Baseball 2007 is my next assignment at Gameshark, and I'm pumped! I've owned a few iterations of the series, and I even reviewed the retail version of the game from a few years ago, called "Season Ticket Baseball," for Calvert Games. I'm also in my second year of an online OOTP league. This is going to be a fun and challenging review. Sports Interactive is known for Football Manager, which is an incredibly deep soccer simulation, and OOTP fits the same mold for baseball. You really can create your own world in these games. Heck, the manual for OOTP is over 500 pages long! I've got a lot of reading to do on the crapper…

In other related Gameshark news, I'll now be working under Bill Abner (see my link to the Sports Gamer Blog on the right side of the page). I've followed Bill's work as a reviewer for a few years, and I'm excited to learn under his tutelage. He and I have similar tastes, and I've always appreciate the effort he put into analyzing sports games. Plus, he's a Buckeye, so he can't be all bad!

BURNOUT

If you have a (semi off-the-wall) sense of humor and work in an office that ranges in description anywhere from “Adult Day Care” to “Prison,” you might enjoy this.

Our office building is filled with inspirational pictures and “motivators”. You know the ones…

The beautiful lakes and streams of azure and cerulean blue, mixed with bright hues of gold and brilliant greens. One capitalized word stands out amongst the photo:

LEADERSHIP

Below, in smaller letters,

“We Make Way For the One Who Pushes Past Us.”

Don’t you feel inspired and motivated? I dig them!

Let’s try another.
Picture this: Gears and wheels of bright red and orange outlined in black and chrome with the word:

SYNERGY

"The strength of the team is in each individual member...
the strength of each member is in the team."

Here are some you may never see in an office. They are called ‘demotivators.”

Picture this:

Long matchsticks with blue, green, yellow or pink tips all huddles together in a tight, close-knit group. The middle match boasts the only flame. It reads:

BURNOUT
Attitudes Are Contagious. Mine Might Kill You

Now, picture a groups of zebras.

INDIVIDUALITY
Always remember that you are unique. Just like everybody else

And finally,

WORTH
Just Because You’re Necessary Doesn’t Mean You’re Important.

There are countless others. Find yours and laugh out loud at www.despair.com

Is It Over Already?

Last night consisted of a delectable dinner at Rush Inn and The Verb Ballet’s Song and Dance. This is the first time I’ve seen them. I was pretty excited.

I should, by all accounts, live and work in New York (City). My father was born and raised there, and we visited family there every summer. I love New York.

Act I of Song and Dance is about a girl named Emma (from England) who embarks on her first trip to New York City. It had great potential. She thinks American men are neurotic (so apparently she hasn’t met many America women. I’ll put my neurosis up against any man and throw in a little OCD for good measure!)

The very first song, which is reprised throughout, is called “Take That Look Off Your Face.” With this, she had us right where she wanted us – she just couldn’t keep us there. Twenty minutes later the look on our face was confusion. You see, Emma is in NYC to meet up with her boyfriend, a drummer in a rock band. We can’t wait to see him, but we never do – and there lies the basic problem/confusion with Act I. It is a one-woman show and, while Emma’s voice is powerful and strong, we are left wanting and waiting for more characters to join her on stage. Sadly, they never do.

Emma meets up with a character by the name of Sheldon Bloom. She tells us he’s interesting and leads you to believe not very attractive. That relationship fails, as does one more before she meets up with a married man. And yes, that one ends too. She is simply unlucky in love. Another song reprised throughout was “Let Me Finish.” Honestly, we wanted her to finish about 45 minutes ago. The lights came up just as my friend leaned over and whispered, “That was painful.” I asked sarcastically, “Is it over already?”

Act II proved to be the upbeat, dynamic “kick” we were waiting for. Verb Ballet’s Artistic Director/Co-Director/Choreographer Hernando Cortez just rocks and then (to quote D. Rosenberg of The Cleveland Plain Dealer) the “joint jumps!” Cortez spent more time in the air than on the stage floor. I watched him with amazement and awe. His moves and that of The Verb are elegant, precise, graceful, tough and fluid.

Often times I’ve been told, “Don’t sit too close. It spoils the illusion.” Aside from one female dancer who lacked fluidity during a tap number, nothing could spoil Act II. The costumes were trendy, the dances were energized and the vibe of The Verb was infectious.

The orchestra, conducted by Larry Goodpaster, did Andrew Lloyd Weber’s “rockified” Variations on Paganini’s A Minor Caprice No. 24. I can’t find the words to describe them, but I’ll go with “near perfection.”

Then the lights came on and I leaned toward my friend and asked with disappointment, “Is it over already?”

Marty Moose!

Spring Break!

The Griswold's are heading South! We're going to Disney World (aka "Wally World") for a 9-day romp through the parks! Kellie will be holding down the blog in the interim, and may have a few things to say, time permitting. I'll be back and posting again the week of April 9th.

For those of you that have never been, Disney World truly is a magical place for kids of all ages, including my advanced age of 35! What really strikes me about the place is the attention to detail and the backstory for the majority of their attractions, destinations, and hotels. It really stimulates my imagination! Before I first went to Disney, I assumed it was like Six Flags or Cedar Point, but designed more for kids. Boy, was I wrong. I've been back probably 8 times since, and it never gets old. There's plenty for everyone to do. And, since it's vacation, I'll also have some "do nothing" time by the resort pool. I could type all day trying to put it into words, but I'll spare you. Experience it yourself; then you'll know exactly what I mean.

The unpaid infomercial is over… Now back to our semi-regular programming…

Freelance Life

Ah, the dream life. Getting paid to play and write about games. Sounds glamorous, doesn't it? Who wouldn't want a career like that, as opposed to schlepping for the "man" 9-to-5? I often wondered that, but after being exposed to this on at least a small scale, I thought I'd share with you what it's really like, at least so far.

I'll be getting my first check shortly. My contribution: one article and two reviews. My pay: $50 per contribution, plus the games are free. Granted, the "professionals" undoubtedly make more than that, but even at $250 per contribution (a total guess on my part), spread out over multiple publications, it would take at least 10 reviews a month to make a starting teacher's salary (in most places). And, to do it right, it takes probably an average of 15 hours per game or so, at least. That's full-time hours already. Plus, at least in my case, I get assigned games; I don't get to choose them. I have to learn to play stuff that I'd never pick up at the store, and be objective and thorough about it. Also consider that freelance work isn't guaranteed or regular, the workload could get very light at times, and then double or more around the holidays. To make a living freelancing is hard work for comparably little pay. It really is a labor of love. Or, it could explain why there are so many crappy reviews on the 'net and in magazines!

I read in Electronic Gaming Monthly that the folks who write strategy guides make about $10,000 per book. They have to hole themselves up for hours playing the same game, trying to work through cheats, shortcuts, and the best strategies. I believe it takes something like 2-3 months to complete a guide. That has to get monotonous, and it must take incredible discipline. In reality, it turns gaming into "work." Ironically, most of us game to get away from doing work!

My guess is that many reviewers are like me. They have regular employment, and supplement their income with their passion for gaming and writing. Please don't read this as me complaining. I love the opportunity, and I'm thankful to have it! In reality, though, I have the best of both worlds. I make very good money in my employment, and get paid to have a little fun on the side. I'm just glad I don't have the pressure of making a living from gaming. My kids need to eat, and I'm not that good!

11 Things To Do

Let me start by saying I am not “green.” I drive an SUV and I don’t recycle. (By now you either love me or hate me. Wait! It gets better…) I also procrastinate which is why I am writing about a movie that has been out for some time. (Though it has come to my attention that many of my friends and co-workers have not viewed it either.) You’ve probably seen it or at the very least have heard about it. I need to talk about it.

As if I don’t have enough to do, along comes a movie that expects even more from me. Please! I’m not looking to add to my already hectic schedule. I put off viewing this flick because deep down I knew it would affect me. I hope it affects you too. I admit, I had a lot to learn.

So, I got together with some friends and we viewed, An Inconvenient Truth. I will spare you the long discussion and heated, yet friendly (OK! OK!, semi-friendly) debate that ensued, but here are the composite views:

“It’s about politics!”
Yes, it is, especially when you learn of a leaked memo advising to:

“…reposition global warming as theory rather than fact.”

“It’s about morals!”
Yes, it is. It is morally wrong to harm the Earth and its inhabitants (assuming of course, that you believe as I do, that all life has intrinsic value). But do we care enough to fix it? Consider the following quote by Upton Sinclair that appears in the film:

“It’s difficult for a man to understand something when his salary depends upon not understanding it.”

“It’s a choice. Economy vs. Environment! How do you choose?” (Well, if we don’t have an environment in which to live do we really need to worry about an economy?)

“It’s about our kids and their future!” Yes, it is about that too.

“It’s about ice caps and *Kyoto Protocol and polar bears!” (Oh my!)

It is about all of these things and so much more. Mr. Gore wears many hats throughout this movie – Former Vice President, Comedian, Concerned Parent, and Educator, just to name a few. He grabs you and holds you, beseeching you to understand our plight and the truth about global warming. He is serious, comedic, well informed and passionate. It is that didactic combo that holds your attention and commands your respect. He won’t let go of you until you’ve heard, understood, and learned the truth. I learned that I still have a lot to learn and I can make a difference.

Al Gore made me think. He made me question many things (including, once again, our current administration, but I digress). He asked if I was ready to change the way I live. The 10 things he asked of me will not make my life any more or less hectic. They may however, make my life better – and yours too – and even future lives. So, here’s what we can do:

1. Change a light (switch to compact fluorescent light)
2. Drive less
3. Recycle more
4. Check your tires (proper inflation improves gas mileage)
5. Use less hot water
6. Avoid products with a lot of packaging
7. Adjust your thermostat (just 2 degrees down in the winter and 2 degrees up in the summer!)
8. Plant a tree
9. Turn off electronic devices when not in use
10. Be part of the solution - visit www.Climatecrisis.net

I am adding one more to the list.

11. Please, watch, share and discuss: An Inconvenient Truth

As the movie comes to a clima(c)tic end, an old African Proverb appears:

“If you believe in prayer, pray that people will find the strength to change.”

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*The Kyoto Protocol to the United Nations Framework Convention on Climate Change is an amendment to the international treaty on climate change, assigning mandatory emission limitations for the reduction of greenhouse gas emissions to the signatory nations
Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kyoto_Protocol

Kellie

Doubling the Staff, Improving the Quality Exponentially

It gives me great pleasure to introduce an additional contributor to this little corner of the Internet... Her name is Kellie, and she is one of the sharpest, most insightful, and talented people I know. I've had the pleasure of working with Kellie at the "real job" for a few years, and I think you're really going to enjoy her contributions.

Kellie is going to cover movies, music, current events, and whatever else tickles her fancy. I can say with some confidence that Kellie and I definitely have different perspectives on a number of topics, and I'm looking forward to hearing her voice on things. I've learned a lot in our discussions, and hopefully you will, too. Leave some comments and let her know what you think!

I'll be posting her first contribution shortly...

Thanks,

The Management

PhD in Bracketology

I've been filling out brackets for the NCAA tournament since, well, since there were only 40 teams invited! In all those years, I don't think I've ever won a thing. The sad thing is, during my formative years, I was an ardent fan of college basketball, and familiar with most of the teams in the tournament, yet I couldn't prognosticate worth crap.

I don't watch as much basketball anymore, and I'm mostly familiar with my Buckeyes, Zips, and their respective conferences. But, luck was with me this year, or something. I actually have the entire Final Four correct! Never before have I done that. I realize I still probably need at least two more games to go my way, but I'm probably in the best position bracket-wise I've ever been in.

That said, rarely do things go my way. Bet against the Buckeyes, because I'm sure they'll lose against G'town, and UCLA will probably upset Florida. Such is the life of a Cleveland/Ohio State fan...

Dancin' in Atlanta!

For the first time since 1968, Ohio State will be going to the Final Four! Well, officially, anyway. Those of you with decent memories will recall a certain Scoonie Penn/Michael Redd led squad that made it to the Final Four in 1999. However, the NCAA expunged that from the record after Jim O'Brien's admitted indiscretions. Paying players is not in line with the NCAA's rules, and it cost him his job. Not that fact that he paid players, mind you, the fact that he (allegedly) paid Boban Savovic. The best coaches know that you need to pay better players than that to have a successful program, but I digress...

I love what I'm seeing out of the Buckeyes right now. The senior-on-his-way-out, Ron Lewis, is absolutely raising his game! And, Mike Conley is coming into his own as a player. One might argue that he's the best freshman on the team. That could be true, simply because the other larger freshman that starts tends to find himself in foul trouble too often. They're also getting timely contributions from the likes of Lighty, Hunter, Cook, and others, with a different player or two stepping up each game. It's amazing that the nearly half of the rotation is made up of true freshman!

Regardless, this team played its best game today against arguably its best opponent in Memphis, and rose to the occasion. Whoever wins between UNC and Georgetown will pose a formidable challenge, no doubt, but I'm not going to worry about that right now. I'm going live in the moment for a few more days!

Go Bucks!

Kevin

Then and Now

Hello… Hello… Is this thing on?

Where I was a almost a year ago:
I've long felt that in some way I want to express myself in writing - my passions, interests, and opinions. My first venture into this hobby came in the form of writing about video games, which I thoroughly enjoyed. However, with my slightly obsessive-compulsive behavior, I tended to turn each review from an entertaining endeavor into a term paper, which wore thin after a couple of years. Next came this blog; but the lack of structure has limited my desire to post items regularly. After much deliberation, I think I may have found my niche (for the moment, anyway).I'm a big soccer fan. Soccer in the states has grown steadily over the last 10 years, but it just doesn't capture the American public like the other "big three" sports. This is evident based on the lack of "fan" coverage for our domestic league, the MLS. There are few - if any - credible "fansites" associated with MLS coverage. My hope is to add one to this small group. I'm not sure in which forum my soccer voice will appear, but I'm currently investigating my options. For ease of use, I may stay with the blog format. However, I've been interested in the challenge of creating and running my own site for years, so I'm leaning towards that option. I've actually contacted the MLS about permission to use their name and logos on my fan site, and I'm awaiting reply. Regardless, this next chapter in my life as a hobbyist writer will cover soccer in the United States.I've already got some content ready. For the time being, I'll post it here, and use this as a "trial period" to polish my skills. When I figure out all of the particulars of running my own site, then I'll launch "officially." Hopefully, I'll connect with other like-minded fans, and start a grassroots effort to cover "the beautiful game" in the context of the United States, which most Americans and the rest of the world tend to ignore.

Where I am now:
I've actually accomplished one of my goals, at least on a small scale. I'm now a part-time reviewer for Gameshark.com. The assignments will be few and far between, and I'm definitely the "low man on the totem pole," but hey, I'm actually writing professionally. It feels good. So good, in fact, that I've decided to re-open the Gut. I really do enjoy sharing my thoughts and opinions on anything and everything, even if no one is listening. Heck, I can't even get my wife to read this stuff! Too bad; it's all about me, baby!

What happened to the soccer website idea?
The prototype is done. The reason I never launched it is that I knew I wouldn't ascribe to the standards I had set for myself. Plus, I was really burned out on soccer after the fiasco that was the U.S. Men's National Team in the World Cup. I may launch my own site someday. Just not today. The blog and my other gig will suffice for now. That said, I can guarantee that soccer will be one of the subjects upon which I spew my opinions. I love it too much not to (how's that for "professional" grammar!). And, for the record, the MLS never replied to me. Way to support your biggest fans, MLS.

As before, I'll also be writing about other major sports, family life, movies, music, technology, video games, and anything else that interests me or sets me off. I may very well have another post tomorrow, depending on how my Ohio State Buckeyes fare against Tennessee tonight! On a sort-of-related note (meaning my favorite basketball teams), I'm glad somebody finally woke LeBron up...

Fair and Balanced

Sometimes I write with my heart and not my head. I'll be my own ombudsman and state that questioning Claudio's "manhood" in my previous post was way out of line. He has been the class of the U.S. team for the last decade, and he deserves his due. ESPN said it much better, so I'll defer to them on this one.

If I ever get around to launching this website thingy, I've got to get my "gut reactions" under control (bad pun intended)!

On an unrelated note, my prayers and best wishes go out to baseball scribe Peter Gammons, who I think is the absolute very best in the business, and by all accounts, a great guy to boot.

Missed Opportunities

The U.S. squad missed opportunities to score throughout the game.

The U.S. squad missed the opportunity to get to the second round, despite it's lackluster play during its group matches.

The U.S. squad missed the opportunity for the world to take it seriously in the game of soccer.

The U.S. squad missed the opportunity to capture the attention of the nation, and help grow the sport's popularity by leaps and bounds; even if only in the short-term.

There weren't many positives today. I thought Reyna's giveaway was abysmal; there are no excuses for that. He was able to come back on the pitch for another 15 minutes, so his injury wasn't too severe to either clear the ball or take down the man. That was a "manhood" issue, not an injury issue, in my opinion.

I'll never blame the referees. As a competitor, you must play through the things you cannot change. You cannot change a poor call. The PK awarded to Ghana was an absolute farce. It was the worst call of the tournament. In the end, it really didn't matter. The U.S. didn't overcome, so they're going home.

I'm numb. I'll give the squad credit for playing with heart and passion in the final two games, but overall, it was a disappointing Cup. Frankly, Reyna wasn't missed after being removed from a World Cup match for the first time in his career. Aside from striking the post against the Czechs, he wasn't much of a factor. Neither was Donovan. Neither was McBride, although he's only truly effective when he gets quality service, which happened one time all tourney. Neither was Beasley; although he finally played a good match today. I could go on and list every player that made it onto the pitch, I suppose, if I thought about it long enough. The U.S. is simply not good enough to win unless all eleven play hard, and play well. Other soccer "super-powers" can get away with that; the U.S. can't.

I'll continue to watch the world's greatest sporting event, because there are several players whose abilities I admire. I guess I'm an honorary citizen of Portugal, England, and France for the remainder of the cup, because I would love to see Beckham, or C. Ronaldo, or Henry, or Zidane, or Figo, or even Rooney ascend to glory. When the players aren't flopping, and the referees aren't screwing everything up, this is the best game in the world to watch.

Stayin' Alive

Well, it wasn't pretty, but at least the American squad put in an old-fashioned, blue-collar, workman-like effort against the Italians today. I also appreciate the fact that the Americans had the fortitude to withstand horrible officiating and more dives by the Italian soccer team than Jacques Cousteau on a sunken treasure hunt! Frankly, the Italian flops were an embarrassment.

The referee should be embarrassed, too. I can almost understand the red card on Pope, since he's been sloppy all tournament, and had several late challenges in his 45 minutes of action. However, the red card on Maestroni was a joke. Yes, he came in from the side, and a little late, but he deserved no worse than a yellow. If the refs called that foul a red card in every game of this tournament, most squads couldn't field a large enough team to finish their respective games!

Aside from Pope's gaffes, the defense was more than adequate today. Onyewu got over his nerves and played consistently, while Bocanegra provided exactly what I thought he would; solidifying defense on the left side, plus better performance than Lewis on set pieces, save his near own-goal. Boca is bigger, faster, and better in the air. His position in the first eleven came one game too late, in my opinion. It was also nice to see Keller make a couple of world-class saves to preserve the draw.

Before the ref decided to take away 20 percent of our squad, the midfield was more than holding its own against the Azzuri (that means "diver" in Italian, by the way). Convey and Dempsey were creative in attack, Donovan made his presence felt at least occasionally, and until his untimely exit in the 47th minute, Maestroni was a rock at defensive midfielder. I wish the U.S. squad was this aggressive against the Czechs; we might have had a different result. Beasley made an early appearance, and was inconsistent at best. He should've used his speed and his fresh legs to threaten the Italians in the counter-attack; but instead, he loafed around as if he were as tired as the other players who hustled their tails off for the full ninety. Please, sit this guy down. He didn't do much when he did bother to get to the ball, anyway.

McBride was more active in the play, with several quality flick-ons, and better ball handling than in the first match. However, he didn't finish very well. I still think he's our best option up front, and I hope he'll find his stroke in time to give us at least a chance to advance. Plus, I just love his warrior mentality. That absolutely cheap shot from De Rossi was as low-class as I've seen in a tournament of this caliber. McBride calmly wiped off the blood, patched up the cut, changed jerseys, and was back into the mix. I'm going off on a tangent here, but De Rossi's cheap shot, the dives, and the betting scandal in Italian soccer really are shameful. No matter what happens to the U.S. and Italy from this point on, I'd rather be a fan of the U.S. squad, than to play like the Italians to get successful results. Back on point - I have to question why Arena didn't substitute Johnson for McBride around the 75th minute or so, where Johnson's speed could've definitely made a difference in the counter attack.

It will take a minor miracle, but the U.S. can still advance with a win against Ghana and an Italian victory over the Czechs. The irony of it all is that I actually have to root for the Italians now. Soccer is a funny game.

Ugh

I waited four years for this? I hope I haven't been kidding myself in regard to the state of U.S. soccer. Since their surprising World Cup performance in 2002, I hoped that U.S. soccer had turned the corner, and had become a legitimate world soccer power. Maybe that's just wishful thinking. We looked more like Trinidad and Tobago (minus the great goalkeeping) or Costa Rica than Italy or Germany. Our skill level and effort was pathetic. No doubt the Czechs are good, but honestly, we looked like the worst team in the entire competition thus far.

Can we please turn off the Landon Donovan hype machine? He hasn't scored in 16 international matches, and he was virtually non-existent in today's match. Yes, he has talent and potential, but his poor stay for his German club, and his hit-and-miss performances in both the MLS and recent international play, indicate he's not an elite player. And, don't even mention Demarcus Beasley. He's fast. That's about it. The Czech's best defense today was letting the ball go to Beasley, so he could either duff it or turn it over. If these two are the future of American soccer, we're hurting. Nedved showed these two how world class midfield is played in the match today.

Speaking of defense, where was ours? On the first goal, Lewis is no where to be found, and Onyewu was out of position, giving Koller an easy header from about 5 yards away in the fifth minute of the match. On the second goal, Onyewu headed it out in a clearance to the MIDDLE of the field, where Rosicky smacked a wicked shot from 35 yards out. Granted, it was a wicked smash, but I think Keller should've got to it. Lastly, Onyewu failed to tackle Rosicky on his run to score the last Czech tally. At least Pope was decent. Keller really had no chance today, but Hislop (T&T's goalie) didn't either on Saturday, and he stopped several world-class shots. Please, please, somebody tell me why Bocanegra isn't in there?

As mentioned previously, the midfield play was horrific. I've already covered Donovan and Beasley. (To be fair, Donovan did play forward in the first half, but he really didn't contribute at either position.) Reyna was decent, and at least Convey made the effort to attack creatively. Maestroni was a non-factor. No one could get any service to the forwards. We were absolutely abused in the middle third of the field by the Czechs. O'brien was decent in the second half. Hopefully, he'll start in Beasley's place against Italy. Without marked improvement, the Italy match will be very similar to this one.

McBride - my guy - really had no chance to be a factor today, since very few quality balls were sent into him. However, even when he did get a chance to touch the ball, he was uncharacteristically sloppy and inconsistent. Eddie Johnson, who came on in the second half, was the most dangerous U.S. player, getting off the U.S.'s only quality shots, save Reyna's blast off the woodwork in the 28th minute. I really think Johnson will start against Italy, as he was one of the few that came to play.

I know that no one important in U.S. soccer cares what I think, but here's who I'd start Saturday:

GK - Keller
Def - Bocanegra, Pope, Conrad, Albright
Mid - O'Brien, Convey, Reyna, Donovan
F - McBride, Johnson

I'd also have Dempsey ready to come in if the midfield falters again. Wolff is also a player who can help create opportunities, so I'd have him available as well.

Maybe I just don't have the stomach for the World Cup, and I'm overreacting a bit. The U.S. is not out of it. They're into the second round if they win the next two matches, which is a tall order for sure. Italy will be every bit the challenge that the Czech Republic was, and Ghana is certainly capable of beating the U.S., especially if they play like they did today.

Since the World Cup comes only every four years, I'll still remain optimistic. The U.S. can't possibly play any worse than they did today. Maybe there's a chance they'll regroup, and at least make it interesting. Otherwise, I'll root for some of my other favorite teams - England, France, Portugal, and Trinidad and Tobago. (Wasn't Hislop amazing? Any fan of the sport had to appreciate their plucky effort against Sweden. If only the U.S. played with that much heart...)

Going on Holiday

Just a quick note... I'm leaving for vacation tomorrow. I'll be back at it in a couple of weeks. As a matter of fact, I'm just about ready to register my domain name and launch the website! I'm also working on adding a secret "European Correspondent" to the mix. :-)

I'll be watching the World Cup intently while on vacation. Hopefully, my correspondent friend and I will have some good coverage to kick off the new site!

Kevin